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follow @ev.professorbutts.com for updates on the 2026 early vote and follow @2026.professorbutts.com for election results (won’t post until nov 6) or bookmark the sites below 2026.professorbutts.com early.professorbutts.com

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people here could start by simply not posting from twitter its not hard

feelin pretty good after that soup

[extreme Beck voice] And my time is a piece of wax Falling on a douchebag...who's choking on potatoes

ITS COMING HOME

setting up my own PDS on my server, and forking the web app for blue sky so i can make my own shitposting command center

Nothing and no one should stand between New Yorkers and their right to vote — least of all the government.
 Early voting is happening now through November 1. Election Day is November 3. See you at the polls!

Here’s the petition, in case there are any St.X alums on here. www.change.org/p/st-xavier-...

A lot of the comments on this petition go pretty hard.

new contender for “there are four types of bluesky posters”

im gonna celebrate austrian national day by staying neutral on the discourse

Behold, my son the disco ball 🎃

YES YESSSSSSSS

My Roommate Made a 30-Part TikTok Series Dragging Me

also

@professorbutts.com has put together an awesome tracker for early votes early.professorbutts.com

every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her Ph.D.

Finally a QB made a good throw to a Chiefs player

omg lmao seahawks wyd

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speve stagnuolo

i just saw chuck testa on my screen what year is it

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

bro mike florio you have got to get to the hospital and have someone check your bilirubin numbers

i wish i could sleep and wake up with the results but there's too much at stake, i have to stare at the numbers feel free to do the same: resultados.tse.jus.br/oficial/app/...

LMAO ST BROWN

1. NOBODY asked you. Zero bodies. 2. Conflating Diaspora Jews w/Israelis is textbook antisemitism + I'm sure that stat's a lie 3. Most of all, @abdulelsayed.bsky.social embodies more Torah principles than any of these dinguses ever could.