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Six of the outbound tankers were carrying Iranian crude, with total cargoes of about 10.7 million barrels, it said.

At least 34 tankers linked to Iran have bypassed the US blockade since it began, the Financial Times reported, citing cargo tracking group Vortexa.

"Straight from central casting."

Okay: nonesense AND lies.

A question - does he actually believe this stuff? Or is Hegseth knows he is spouting lies to feed to the MAGA faithful.

3 sheets to the wind?

I'm going to start moving my hand to every syllable it speak

Silly whiskey Pete.....Iran plays high stakes poker while we play go fish.😁 The rest of the world knew the strait was Iran's ace in the hole. How come you didn't Pete? Had a hangover?🤗

The Defensive Secretary

🤣 that's so funny and he kept a straight face. So raising the price of oil globally, was all part of a cunning plan by trump who's smarter than Obama. But we need irans permission to open the straight back up? Wow what a deal.

Sweaty motherfucker.

They also have declared him mentally unstable and have a team of Iranian shrinks in on the negotiations for the real negotiations.

He can't even lie convincingly.

My God. The dumbest with a b cabinet secretaries are making the Sunday rounds spouting their lies and nonsense right and left. Do they really think they're moving the needle?

Yeah. Whiskey Pete cannot function without alcohol, and his errors in judgement got us here. Christo-fascist wanker, on top of being a liar.

That Colin Jost! So crazy funny!

Americans voted for this freak show.

Is he really that thick?

Come on guys you know we've always been at war with Eastasia

He's just an overgrown, ignorant child

Bagdad bob

Negotiating *to pay Iran billions of dollars* to open what used to be wide open to traffic about 105 days ago

Hey, no fair picking on a drunk

It is like they are just gaslighting for themselves now.

The stupidity is just so tiresome.

When you’re a drunk, I guess you start seeing things. He probably thinks that a fleet of Pink Elephants just passed through the newly re-named Straitjacket of Who’s on First.

"You've seen the idiot walk See the idiot talk But you never learned nothing and nothing isn't over See the robot walk See the robot talk Still you never learned nothing and nothing isn't over" The Hives "Walk Idiot Walk"

Hesgeth’s hair is literally on fire and he would tell you that not only is his hair NOT on fire, it’s slicked back into a pompadour better than Elvis’.

Pistol Pete shoots himself in the foot again.

Hahaha, what a putz

So, it's the US that has blocked the strait this whole time. 🤔

Me too… I controlled the strait the entire time!!!

He ain't the shiniest apple in the barrel, is he?

Oh… we’re the ones keeping it closed? Not letting everyone pass… so that’s why we blew up the India flagged ship and didn’t rescue the crew…. We did it on purpose cuz we’re in control?

Uh yeah we have by like not controlling it bro, that's winning or whatever. -Drunk idiot

High gas prices are his fault. We know this.

125 million barrels is: 6 days worth in U.S.

Watching with the sound off, he looks panicked

The straits aren’t open. If they were, Hegseth wouldn’t have his panties in such a bundle.

you cannot present yourself as weak and stupid any more than Hegseth presented himself here.

HEGGY: I make shit up all the time. You should know that.

by finger count, hegseth baldfaced lie earned 25 points

* Latest Iran Deal Explained - w/ Fmr. JCPOA Negotiator Alan Eyre. Alan Eyre is a Distinguished Diplomatic Fellow at the Middle East Institute and founder of EyreAnalytics LLC, best known as a key U.S. negotiator for the 2015 JCPOA June 14, 2026 * www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVop...

Fine, if you're in control Hegseth, why are you strangling global energy supply, you mealy-mouthed, porridge-brained pos?

I have been leading the American League in home runs all year

Easy. It’s all lies. If it sounds like the truth, just google it. You’ll quickly see it’s a lie.

Project Distraction

ONLY THEN. The GOP succeeded in destroying our trust in our institutions.

Hodgepodge is the kind of dumb ass dude raises his voice thinking everyone will respect him more

Then why are gas prices still so high Kegsbreath!?!?

You could pull the fingernails off some of these Sunday morning hosts before they'd say "That's not true".

It's clowns all the way down with this administration. 🤡🤡🤡

LOL

The Spurs also controlled the basketball court last night.

120million barrels per day sounds a lot (official figure is 100million), but this is one tenth of pre-war levels. And from Feb to May there was almost nothing coming through. That's not control of the straits. They're in a perpetual Orwellian state where they want us to not use our eyes and brains.

In the words of Elon Musk… “Wow”!

So, the trump regime is limiting the flow of oil, fertilizer, etc? Weird.

An idiot.

The single most important qualification to be a member of the Republican Party is the ability to shamelessly lie to the American people with zero remorse.

Is he spray tanning, too now? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Why is this government paid, unqualified, incompetent, unprepared, war-crime committing, girl murderer lying to the American public on our public airwaves. ENOUGH LIES‼️

Man Who Point Finger Tell Very Big Lies

Would love someone to ask him if he is drunk when he spouts this nonsense.

Lying shamelessly is their superpower

How many non-Iranian ships have passed through? That's them controlling it.

tfw you try to control the straits during pride month

He's a bigger failure than McNamara.

What a total idiot. And the big idiot thinks this idiot is smart.

These are not the drones you’re looking for.

Of all the Cabinet picks, he is the most dangerous liar.

could be great friends “… for as long as I can remember I wanted to be a professional soldier. … As a kid, I just liked playing war. … I had been waiting for my war since I was about 8, and I sure as hell wasn't going to miss it … I told the recruiter I wanted ... to be in Iraq within the year.”

They should roll out a pull up bar and demand that he do 10 on camera immediately.

control is in the eye of the needling.

I'm sure he's thinking something like "we kinetic dominance the strait and can murder there when we want to" and that's probably true as far as it goes but real control is about making what you want to happen happen. The US wants normal traffic through the strait and Iran doesn't. Iran has control.

This administration thinks people are stupid

🤦🏼🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏽‍♂️

Hegseth graduated from Princeton—time to re-evaluate those Ivey League educations.

It is an absolute farce of a national government. These idiots are beyond parody. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t going to get many of us killed & is right now impoverishing all of us. These are idiots beyond idiocy. It is unimaginable that they hold high office in the United States of America.

Bullshit

We’re sneaking blacked out ships, in the middle of the night, many more than the “fake news even knows“, according to your boss two days ago. SO who controls the Hormuz strait? 👀

LMAO Operation Freedom ran for less than 48 hours and hasn’t escorted any tankers since May 5th

As much as Hegseth controls his alcohol addiction.

He opens his mouth and lies come out.

Strait, singular. There is only ONE Strait of Hormuz, you drunken war criminal

So you're saying you are responsible for this? K

🤡

Oh stop it, you’re embarrassing yourself. If oil flowed out, then why is diesel in the UK $11 dollars a gallon ya prick?

Margaret Brennan trying to insert facts 🤣🤣🤣. Hegseth doesn’t do facts!

What?

What’s your guess? Mine is microdick accompanied by a Napoleon Complex.

Cokehead!

If we controlled the Strait, why were oil shipments stopped?

Kegsbreath thinks we're all stupid. Fuck him.

A complete fking moron.

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Then why aren't they open, Pete?

TWAT

If he was smart, he would reply, that this was a trick to increase sales and revenue of US Gas and Oil Industries. Well, he isn't. 🤪

That "man" is so full of 💩!

I’m yelling really loud and pointing so you just shut up with your truth

He just not understand the facts on the ground? Or he does and is just lying his a$$ off. Most likely, a combination of the two.

I’d say that Hegseth is as dumb as a box of rocks but that would be insulting. To the rocks.

He needs to shut his pie hole and go work on his weight bench routine

This is that 5D chess they’re always talking about. If they think we don’t control it, then we actually have all the power because they don’t know we are actually in control when it appears we are not and so their appearance of blockade and attacks only hurts them because we are winning. In secret.

It was open before you attacked Iran, idiot!

should not have hired someone who is dui

This is what you get when you walk through life in a stupor.

He must think we just listen to Fox, huh? Fuck him!

Gee, doesn't he look pretty in pink?

Talk fast and break things.

“We have controlled the straits this entire time…” so he’s saying that the administration IS responsible for driving up gas prices then…🤔

These Republicans lie with such ease it is almost amazing to watch, if not so damaging to our nation and the world.

What does Hegseth not understand about Don old’s war not being Europes ffs? Trump started it for his own personal reasons & he failed🙄Hegseth seems to be absolutely unintelligent 👎

I just