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They added an off switch?

From the genius who brought us: "The more you buy, the more you save" and followed up with "it's not accurate but it is correct". Well I feel safer... You?

This isn't true. They aren't alive and they don't have the capacity to think. Its a PR stunt.

wow, incredibly convenient! I see no way in which this may be a transparent scam

do y'all write something every time this man farts bc it sure seems like it

Why do you need a tool? The agents follow their programming. If they are acting outside expected parameters, then you've left a gaping hole somewhere. Fix it. IF they are acting directly against what they've been programmed to do (which I don't believe) then unplug that agent and debug it.

Very fake news

What could go wrong?

AI agents don’t “go rogue”. They were programmed to do everything that they’re doing. They do not have agency.

Time for the honey bunnies of this world to get busy #DestroyAI

Yeah bullshit if that was the case why wasnt this the first thing programmed into the core of their code. Nothing but damage control spin.

lol

I'm glad we can agree Jensen Huang is a tool

Completely helpless. Nothing can be done to stop it…

bsky.app/profile/cop-...

I guess the name of that tool is "thorough testing"?

is it an "air gap"

Lol AI isn't a threat and this is all just a distraction and delay tactic because OpenAI and Anthropic know their IPO is going to be shockingly bad.

I asked Chat GPT Just how dangerous Ai could easily be, if it isn’t completely controlled and restricted? The reply was frightening and I’m not easily scared. 😱

Calling him a tool is kinda rude, no?

I already have that tool an use it regularly

Neuromancer by William Gibson (1984): “The nanosecond, that one starts figuring out ways to make itself smarter, Turing'll wipe it. Nobody trusts those fuckers, you know that. Every AI ever built has an electromagnetic shotgun wired to its forehead.”

Says who?

Phew. Well, that's good enough for me. We can all rest easy.

I have that too, it's called an aws security group

If it's software it can easily be bypassed.

grading your own work always works!!!

is the tool "disable internet connection"

Are AI executives begging for immunity from damage they created? A post on another social media site asked: Are AI executives who understand the shortfalls of AI knowingly making false claims and therefore defrauding their customers and investors? The post was taken down and the user was banned.

"subscribe here for our patented antidote to our patented poisons"

I also own a pair of wire cutters and a hammer

Rhymes with Bluigi Mangione

Dude it's called a power cord.

Remember when you had reporters?

Are you sure it was a tool? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

CEO makes shocked pikachu face because computer program does what it's programmed to do Swears to public that only he can protect them

A power button

Huh?

I find it astonishing that no one in this fucking industry has seen The Forbin Project.

All these tech bros should be hanging from trees after all the destruction and chaos they're causing just so they can get more cash that they could never spend in a lifetime

Alternate headline: "Grifter whose con depends on regulators never getting anywhere near his books or his code assures us everything is under control. Gormless media outlet parrots his talking points uncritically."

Yea it’s an on/off mechanical switch.

Is it a guillotine

CNN, can you do like... actual journalism?

We need a massive purge of these jerks. It’s just one greedy hubristic action after the other with them. Line them all up at the guillotine, lop off their heads, confiscate all their money. You’d save humanity and the planet. Start with Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg.

lol, all the news that fits

Just unplug it you morons

Are you journalists or stenographers?

We’d have to actually try it before we know if it works.

What a greasy little man.

You can buy an axe at Screwfix for £13. That works.

called an off switch???

Do you ever get tired of doing marketing as news

Maybe they should write better programs to start with.

Let's see how long this lasts before it goes sideways.

So they invented the car, and then a few years later they invented brakes?

Is this the motherfucker who doesn't even know his own phone number and address?

..What could possibly go wrong with computer systems and A.I. concentrated data centers doing the thinking, learning, reasoning, problem-solving, perception and decision-making for humans? . . can't be worst than it is now .. or is it? . . Time to go rogue . . as it is now the 'wild, wild West'..

Is it called ethics? Because I think that's what is largely lacking here.

They asked Congress to take action so AI won’t go rogue. Here’s a thought, just handle it. You invented it. We don’t need a law. We need the makers of this debacle to have moral clarity and ethics. On second thought. We need a law.

Yay for them doing the very least with something they should have done in the first place.

no it didn't

So ... Terminator Model 2.

Fuck them all.

Nvidia has launched a new tool to help keep AI agents from going rogue. What control is it giving up?

I hear the tool’s from Canada and goes to a different school, so you wouldn’t know it

Nvidia has announced a new flavor of their snake oil.

They want that problem to exist though so they can avoid liability

Nvidia has been shoring up the AI industry.

That's wonderful 😊

I don't know, Asmo (can I call you Asmo ?) Let's have a look at a list of those companies and see, shall we ? Perhaps you could point some of them out...

"Nice company you have here... Would be a shame if some rogue IA agents come to jeopardize its security... Good thing we can offer protection, eh ?"

It is called "Good Software Engineering Practices"

Didn't HAL turn that feature off?

He also insists that government regulation is not necessary because they have a profit motivation to produce a safe product. I guess we can abolish the FDA, FAA, OSHA, MSHA, NTSB and the EPA, profit motives will fix everything.

Is it an off button?

Yeah it’s called THE FUCKING OFF SWITCH!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID GEESE!!!!!!!!!! BUNCH OF SHITES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm old enough to remember when 5G was going to kill us all. Pleasant times...

I’ve got a tool that’s even cheaper to get and simpler to use. It’s called “don’t use AI bullshit”. Gimme my billions

Congress already created a tool for that way back in 1986: the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. If some of the CEOs of these "rogue AI" companies find themselves in prison for recklessly using their products to commit computer abuse that will put a stop to this farce.

Big. Seriously big, if true. But won’t those AI agents figure out a way around it?

Protection is provided by a separate server rack, installed in an External Tower. A Protection Rack-ET, for short.

Is it a big magnet

Fucking moron speaks and I’m supposed to listen?

The tool:

Guaranteed

AI r inference specialists. They can only go rogue by intention of minders or training. This brouhaha is a stir for some unclear motives at moment. Concerted push for regulation is to create an NFL type cohesion. Selective and expensive to enter.

dang the snakeoil salesman now throwing in the snake too? its my lucky day

This is reporting so weak it no longer qualifies as reporting. Just cut and paste the corporate line and call it news.

those leashes they put on toddlers but for chat gpt

Um bsky.app/profile/carl...

Have you tried just unplugging it? And not plugging it back in? Ever?

No they didn't. That's just the CEO saying they will.

They should charge extra per month for it just to make the con all the more blatant.

Inventor of the 600 Pound Attack Dog Happy to Sell You Fence.

Creating a disease and selling the cure.

"And our new highly advanced tool can be seen here..."

he doesn't know his own phone number or home address...

It absolutely DOES defy instruction and if you don't already know that, you're not doing any serious reading on this topic at all. Calling said instruction "insufficient" is just moving the goalposts and pretending that No True Scotsman will get you out of this. It won't.

Oh, I can assure you, I'm quite real, unlike your rather pathetic attempt at an argument.

That's like Trump trying to control BiBi, Putin & Xi. Not reassured.

you know what i mean. epistemically there might always be a software vulnerability or something the computer can do to affect the environment around it unless it’s powered off.

It’s a little different because their future is open models which need this. Where as Anthropic, OAI, Alphabet, etc… are using more inference models and designing their own chip systems for that while using NVIDIA on the create side. IOW, NVIDIA’s off button won’t work for the big closed platforms.

It's called a "testing environment", something programmers have used since internet connectivity first became a thing.

Wow, you guys are really bad at reporting news

Unless it's a "reformat Ai drive" button, they can fuck off.

Is it a power off switch?

And emphysema is cured by Marlboros