RobotLemur

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My first five TTRPG in the order I played them, as best as I can recall: 1) D&D 1st ed. 2) Gamma World 2nd edition 3) Top Secret 4) Car Wars 5) Toon

‘Wildwood’ director Travis Knight on AI: “A pencil is a tool. A paintbrush is a tool. A 3D printer is a tool. A digital capture is a tool. AI is not a tool. AI can go fuck itself.”

Today a former student of mine was the substitute teacher in my classroom while I was on a field trip. When I came back he was covering another class and he left his D and D stuff out on my desk. “You playing D and D?” I asked him when he returned. “Actually, DMing.” Proud of him.

I picked chestnuts from my neighbors’ trees and then tried to sell them to my neighbors, including the neighbors from whom I stole. I was six years old. Realizing now this is the same business model as AI.

LA, Milwaukee, and Cleveland. Please win, Tampa Bay

I had a dream that I ran into some people I hadn’t seen in 20-some years. I wanted to show them pictures of my 16 year-old son, but they were all blurry and very old. This is just a “my son is a teenager pushing away from me” dream, right?

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

How the fuck is this comfortable?

GIL SCOTT-HERON in 1982 showing the side of Washington D.C. that tourists never got to see and politicians tried to imagine didn’t exist.

The existence of Matthew Golden and the existence of Golden Tate means that there’s a chance of Golden Golden someday

I’m watching the movie “The Other Guys” which I have never seen because I am not a fan of Marky Mark and I cannot believe how many times I have laughed out loud. It’s a lot, just to be clear. I’m not being sarcastic. I think this movie is funny.

Today in my 2nd period class everybody lost their fucking minds because an extremely loud jet flew remarkably low and instead of it being the beginning of a war it was just 3 jets doing a flyby near us for the opening of a GOLF TOURNAMENT

BREAKING: Cubs player strikes out

Help me out -- I just saw a Cubs player swing the bat and the ball landed in fair territory, but NOT in a Padre's glove. What's that called?

Waiting for most Cubs playoff games is like waiting for Christmas. This feels like waiting for a court date.

Re: the Cubs: 1) this is exactly what the owner front office wanted to build. 2) the pitching injuries are to be expected given how they’ve targeted pitchers coming off injuries 3) the roster is a player development problem 4) they have cut a lot of money from scouting 5) it ain’t over yet go cubs

One one hand I am sad because it looks like the Cubs are headed for an early exit from the playoffs. On the other hand, soon it will be Ian Happ’s last game as a Cub

Swans be dancin'

3 fuckin home runs, Matt? You got 11 outs and gave up 3 fuckin homers?

At least we only have about 8-9 more PAs of Ian Happ remaining

Pete Steal-Basestrong

I think the Cubbies are top 3 in MLB in Warning Track Power

Kershaw: “That’s just a bad at bat there.” Welcome to the Ian Happ Experience.

Payton Tolle is 37 years old, right?

How the fuck am I supposed to think about anything else when Chicago Cubs playoff baseball will soon be on the air?

Cubs fans, what are you doing to watch their Padres playoff games? A) staying up the fucking late B) getting up that fucking early C) watching a replay D) catching up with the highlights tomorrow E) not

Fuck it, get Case Keenum on a flight to San Diego and put him in the Cubs bullpen.

This Cubs season was a lot of fun, but I feel like crying. It ended up being such a mediocre finish. It feels like they should have been so much more. I don’t have good feelings about where they ended up and I’m pessimistic about their chances. Oh well whatever go cubs go

Cubs drop both games. The hill just got steeper. But it was always an outside shot. Let the chaos begin, and Go Cubs Go!

I cannot remember ever hearing Pat crack himself up like that before

It’s a good thing the Cubs have such a great pitching staff because their offense is slumping

This season has been more of a roller coaster ride than I might have liked, but there’s a lot to cherish and the best part is it won’t end at 162. Go Cubs Go!

Despite sitting on a toilet overflowing with turds, my Chicago Cubs are in the Playoff Bathroom!!!!

Fly the fucking W!!!!!!

2 more fuckin’ outs Never felt so far away

Cubs gotta figure out / remember how to score on days like this. The offense has a heavy burden to bear

Fuck you Matt Shaw

Sam Roush so far…ew

I like Greg Olsen. I’ve heard a lot of people talk about him but this is the first game I’ve listened to that he’s worked.

4 plays in a row with a penalty. Bradbury called again. Thanks Drew Dalman, why do you want to live past 60 or be able to walk on your 40th birthday anyways

Bears offense is really moving the ball Backwards

I know everybody’s eagerly waiting for my opinion on this Bears-Vikings rainy Sunday game so I won’t keep you in suspense: It’s ok

Palencia’s back #GoCubsGo

Today apple auto-transcribed a spam call which I will never listen to, because it transcribed the caller’s name as “Bleeb” and I don’t ever want to find out that the caller is not Bleeb

Looking for downward motion in Webb’s breaking ball today