Rob Patterson

Rob Patterson

@robpatterson.bsky.social

This is a show tune but the show hasn’t been written for it yet.

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Young blonde woman who lies every time she opens her mouth —> Hire her as my spokesperson!!

Judd Legum@juddlegum.bsky.social

As I first reported on Monday, Katie Zacharia is not a lawyer and has never been licensed to practice law. The WSJ reports that she took the California Bar Exam but failed. Nevertheless, Zacharia appeared on media programs for YEARS and repeatedly called herself a lawyer. Here's a super cut:

Read this 💚

Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social

my younger toddler son insisted tonight since I didn’t have a debit card that we leave the park, get cash, and drive back to give it to a woman and her young child after she said she didn’t have money to pay for her room for the night, in part because he said he didn’t want the girl, “my friend” to…

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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

Be ready for everyone thinking you’re a clown. “Stalinists,” you say?

Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social

If the message from some of you here is "it's okay to be Stalinists because our opponents are Nazis," be ready for the possibility that - given that choice - people will choose Nazis.

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even though it is so not accurate, because my house is like a half mile from the Niagara River I like to think of my neighborhood as a sleepy little beach community

Shannon Stirone@shannonstirone.bsky.social

For years so many people told me I was being too hard on Elon, that I was overreacting. I think about those people, the entire folder of hate mail I still get from angry men, and every tv interview where an anchor said “but the teslas!” How does it feel to be so incredibly wrong? Just curious.

Kind of a perfect skeet.

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat.

Please co-sign if you see this.

4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social

Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off

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"Do you regret your heated rhetoric?" "No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"

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I'm blocking anyone who posts about the WHCD tonight even if they think they're doing it to mock the event. That shit is a travesty and I won't look at it nor will I interact with people who purposefully put it in my line of sight on purpose. Fuck you.

~36% of voters still support this wretch.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Very important thread on what *isn’t* un-American.

Mikki Kendall@karnythia.blacksky.app

I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow

Yes.

Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social

Today once again proved that everyday citizens protesting their government are braver than the titans who own the largest media corporations, run the biggest law firms and lead the most powerful technology companies.

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Thread: Five years ago was one of nation's darkest days. Never before had there been an attempt to overturn the results of a presidential election and stop the peaceful transfer of power. 1/4

“We are being hounded out of society,” she said about someone just named to one of the most powerful positions in the country.

Dan Silverman@dmsilverman.bsky.social

What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome

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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

NYPD has 35,000 uniformed officers. “A few hundred” would be less than 1%. Annual turnover is probably 10 times that. 🥱

jon ben-menachem@jbenmenachem.com

"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month" (Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)