Rocket Dweedb

lmao yeah if anyone thinks Harris lost because of tRaNs pRiSoNeRs and not because of ignoring voters on Gaza and multiple other issues, they actively want us to keep losing

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

The DNC Resolutions Committee has passed my resolution to hold Trump Administration officials legally accountable for their crimes. Assuming the whole packet passes on Friday, it will become the official position of the national Democratic Party.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️Please let this 🕯️ 🕯️ be the first 🕯️ 🕯️ Domino🙏 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

When you’re jorkin it on the shitter with the door open and you think you hear someone coming home

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?

Wait did Jalen Hurts manage to be the first player ever to throw a pick and fumble the ball on the same play?!? Dudes making history tonight lmao

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Geno that's just some Madden bullshit you can leave the game and restart

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

Did the Tucker Touch™️ curse NFL kickers this season? So many doinks and misses

Tell me you're in Boston without telling me you're in Boston:

It'll be interesting when a major publicly traded company actually does try to create a manufacturing factory here in America, because ironically Shareholders should and would sue as a bad faith investment against shareholder value because even with the tariffs it's still more profitable overseas

Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.

We’re destroying the planet and poisoning poor neighborhoods so coders can be significantly worse at their jobs

PROGRAMMED FOR HEADSHOTS DESIGNED FOR BACKSHOTS

Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill

📢 GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING TO VOTE FOR AND THEY WILL 📢

Please join me in donating to Point of Pride, a phenomenal trans-led non profit that provides DIRECT gender affirming care to trans youth. The smallest donation can save a trans child’s life by getting them essential care. No donation is too small secure.givelively.org/donate/point...

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

It’s been a while since Andrew Cuomo lived in New York City—decades, in fact. Here’s what he might remember from 1990, the last time he was an actual New Yorker.

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

Why aren’t Dems on everything talking about the Joni Ernst “you can die” bill?

no they haven't

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Timeline's a banger rn lol

I'm sorry, did Adam Shefter just say the Steelers need help at WR???

If I’m a Giants fan, my hope is that the front office drafts with the future of the team in mind instead of acting out of short-term self interest.

Every time someone tries to explain to me how Liberation Day tariffs will bring manufacturing back to America.

"This is not bad science; it's not science. Science is driven by open inquiry, not fixed outcomes. Funneling money into 'research' to find evidence of a predetermined belief will not result in any actual science, but rather disinformation disguised as science." Always read @sabs.bsky.social -

I like watching movies exactly how I like taking my shits: At home With my own setup Snacks in hand Comfortably in Bed