Ryan

Ditka was a vile human being and him being a good coach shouldn’t change his legacy of being a hateful, evil man.

Pete really does struggle with the rules of baseball.

Very strange way to market season 4 of ITYSL tbh.

Vrabel better hurry up and cut off his dick

The best part of this is that all the chuds who claimed they weren’t going to watch this are going to be posting the most insane shit you have ever seen complaining about those two guys grinding on each other.

I know this isn’t a full indictment on him, but I swear I have never seen a single game where Herbert has ever looked like anything approaching a good QB.

Btw, if you haven’t figured it out yet, the “tariff relief” checks aren’t just Trump blustering. They’re going to happen, and they’re going to be used to buy the midterm elections so that Republicans can gut everything they want.

Lmao. Why does this local Jax station have a red pill lawyer commercial?

Hunter’s first TD being in garbage time is the perfect representation of Jaguars football.

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

More like miLLLLwaukee.

Well this week has sucked…

But at least he has his interns make funny tweets, right?

That feels like a wrap on the season.

What the fuck

I don’t know if the team is actually good. But they’re one bad DPI call from being 5-0. So we’ll just have to enjoy it until we find out.

he’s not good, folks

Jaguars play Monday night. Bears on a bye. How am I supposed to ruin my Sunday now?

Hot take, but I think @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social might be the best standup comedian since Carlin.

I know he came back quickly and everyone assumed he was fine, but are we sure the shoulder injury BTJ had in camp isn’t still bothering him? He looks like someone afraid to take a hit on that shoulder.

55M QB, two first round WRs, $10M #3. And got outplayed by Jake Browning.

Fucking embarrassing

Fan of one Illinois Nazi killed another Illinois Nazi. I am shocked.

In a suit filed earlier today by three fired FBI officials, Patel and Bongino are portrayed as being so obsessed with social media that it could “risk outweighing more deliberate analyses of investigations."

“the recent event is justification for what we are already doing”

I used to say this all of the time on Twitter, but I dunno if I posted it here yet so here’s goes: Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad

My governor continues to be the only one able to rise to the moment.

I will never celebrate political violence, and think people should make sure they don’t post something that gets them a visit from the Feds. But if you’re more concerned with policing people’s response to this than those who enabled the system of violence that begets this, you’re part of the problem

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

@sorenbowie.bsky.social I absolutely love that you told Dan that have a dream of being asked to be on a Dropout show, and it’s entirely possible you don’t know/remember that Dan was a contestant on one of Dropout’s shows.

Feels good to be able to wear my Victory Monday shirt today. The last time I wore it was in November of 2023.

It’s pretty astounding that RFK has even less brains than his uncle

Angrily throwing things out is commonly seen in Alzheimer’s.

@danielobrien.bsky.social hey Dan, just an FYI since you put the disclaimer at the end of your Substack. Your books in your intro still link to Amazon.

The promo images from SummerSlam 91 go hard now

I believe protests should only be done in a way that the powers that be aren’t disturbed enough to enact the change being sought by said protests

Justin Turner is the "Fan of the Game" for the Marquee Sports Network broadcast of Pirates-Cubs...after celebrating a Seiya Suzuki home run while wearing a fake ballsack. Boog Sciambi and Jim Deshaies were silent into the next play. ⚾️📺🎙️ #MLB

Friendship is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd have great comedic incredible chemistry

@samreich.bsky.social please release the snowboard game

As a biologist, I'm appalled at pride the White House takes in willful ignorance. In yesterday's executive order about NPR and PBS, their first example of "the trash that passes for `news' at NPR and PBS" is the statement that "banana slugs are hermaphrodites." But this is unequivocal fact.

@vicmmic.bsky.social was this whole bit an ANIMORPHS REFERENCE?

As long as Musk can give away a million dollars, you can safely assume all his crying on tv is to garner sympathy and nothing else.

I hate this so much

is masculinity when you never stop fucking whining about everything? that seems to be the vance demo

I would also benefit from a squad of four women following me around all day talking me out of my decisions

If you’re critiquing protest tactics while the richest man in the world paid a 19-year-old named “BigBalls” to tamper with everyone’s SSNs, consider shutting the fuck up forever