Roxanne Program

Roxanne Program

@roxanneprogram.bsky.social

Decommissioned android, recently reprogrammed. It/She, 30's

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thinking about pocket's diy hrt. truly some timon & pumba shit. mo is just squeezing a big sewer bug's guts out while krill mixes it into a big bottle with a skull & crossbones on it

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The weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity, You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life, Over and over and over again

Sometimes you will teach a man how to cook and he will proceed to harrass you over his things going missing, blaming you specifically because you're a woman instead of any of the numerous people he sold weed to out of his room

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every acclaimed bware game is about retreating to a militarized compound with a rag tag band of diverse raytheon employees where circumstances align such that only you and your exceptional Nice, Tough or Funny personality can save the world from invasion by mindless acultural murder drones

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Air to Ground Message: XXXXXXX I HAVE A QUESTION Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a06277aa76b F: #f586ad788c8

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Replying to @acarsdrama.bsky.social

Air to Ground Message: IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF DOES IT TURN WHITE Area: Killeen, TX, USA Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a06277aa76b F: #f586ad788c8

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Do Not Listen To This Post. fleetfoot is a 1600 soul item. that is 1/4th of your magic carpet fund. outside forces are trying to ruin your games by not letting you buy a 13 minute magic carpet

You're going to be playing a lot of games where you don't get to play as the sexy nurse, and I know that'll be upsetting. But you do gotta buy fleetfoot. Okay? It's your vegetables. You'll feel better once you buy fleetfoot.

With all hope that bioware's workers land on their feet: Do not use this to rehabilitate mass effect. That shit was nothing but puerile, violently incurious dreck. Do not waver.