Tim Becile

Just seen that Sue-Ellen’s on Question Time. Night then.

Antiques Roadshow. Many people have had their items valued at 1-3 weeks shopping. Fabulous.

Anyone heard anything on the £5m Far Rage investigation? The one that started immediately after the by-election? Very quiet.

Farage says his family would now rather he packed up politics and walked away. So would the majority of the country, Mr Farage. Most of Britain’s current problems can be traced back to your racist Brexit quest.

In response to overwhelming demand, Greggs rush to introduce the Oyster Bake.

Bloody calm down everyone! Reform have said that they've done nothing wrong. I, for one, completely believe that.

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Never expected Pete & Dud to turn up on Dragon’s Den?

Petrol prices for UK vs US (why your president is screwing us over in the UK more than you). In the U.K., we are paying £1.60 per litre which translates as $8 per gallon. But you’re actually paying around $4-5 per gallon. So imagine paying $8? That’s our life right now

Another no-show from Nigel Farage at Reform's press conference this morning. Still not a single public appearance from him following his supposedly epoch-defining, establishment-crushing by-election victory

I've often wondered why they don't use a piece of Chas & Dave music for the opening and closing titles of the Antiques Roadshow.

Is it wise to have someone who looks like the epitome of 'gammon' fronting the 'impartial' Newsnight?

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Try to ride it out. It’s what Trump would do.

‘Now 56, Infantino became president by beating Sheikh Salman al-Khalifa by 115 votes to 88. His task was to clean up an organisation tainted by corruption allegations following the resignation of predecessor Sepp Blatter. Blatter was cleared of corruption charges last year.’ Yeah, right.

Yamal performed so much better in his Kajagoogoo days.

Gordon has consistently been solid. He deserves that. I hope it wins the game. 🤞

Can’t believe France haven’t shown up.

I heard a rumour that the next Strictly Come Dancing is going to be held on a grave.

Gotta say, if France are favourites (which I’ve gone along with), England have a chance.

Given that Nigel snaffled £5m to protect himself from violence, maybe he should grab another £5m to protect himself from everyone laughing at him.

Unfortunately, Argentina got their first goal at the perfect time.

Gotta say, Rooney was a great footballer, but he’s rubbish pundit.

Any chance we can have a couple of minutes of Ronaldo crying?

There’s one word I don’t want to hear bellowed at this Portugal Vs Spain match.

Why are there so many bloody wine flies in my house?!

Got to admit, Yamal has kept himself in brilliant shape since the Kajagoogoo days.

The two goalkeepers in the USA Vs Australia World Cup football match tonight are ‘Freese Beach’.

Felt duty bound to watch the World Cup opener. Is the ‘FIFA’ logo on every replay supposed to garner support for the creep that awarded Trump a plastic peace prize?

Manchester City are the Reform of the Premier league. Loads of cash pumped in and a media bigging them up constantly.

The hallowed Crucible. Loads of idiots booing Wu Yize after defeating Mark Allen. Disgusting.

I hope Sam Coates has brought an extra large box of Kleenex with him today. Don’t want anyone in Westminster to skid to their death on the hard floors.

Tax in the UK is an irregular verb Therefore Angela Rayner cheats tax but Richard Tice cheeky chappily, entrepreneurially ducks and dives tax

Getting tired of reading all these ‘really strong words’ emerging from politicians whilst ‘really strong bombs’ are killing innocent civilians.

"You should never overestimate the extent to which the BBC changed this country by giving endless airtime to Nigel Farage, other far right extremists and the Tufton Street junktanks, while shutting out progressive voices." – George Monbiot

FGS! I thought I was watching a re-run of 'An audience with Ken Dodd', but it's the 'President of the United States'!!

Happy new year to the fraction of followers I had on the sewer site. Happier here. Hoping I can build back up again next year.

Staggering - the effort and resource *still* being invested in keeping the Brexit shitshow on the road. No one’s held to account. No one’s fallen on their sword. No one’s got the guts to really speak out. So, on we go, protecting this huge and ruinous lie, because telling the truth is too difficult.

Did Arne Slot check Trivago?

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Why don’t the experts on Antiques Roadshow say ‘this could cover the cost of your food shopping and utility bills for nearly 3 months’ ?

Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.

Happy!

Now that we’ve been fully exposed to the terminally average batch of Christmas ads for the big places, I feel somewhat depressed that we will need to endure another 5 weeks of them.

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