Salty Nurse

The little tongue out as it fake-dies is hilarious!

It’s been so hot, a lizard came instead our house to cool off. He has now been staying with us for three days. He has made himself at home and no one has been able to catch him.

I picked up an extra shift for the A/C.

I do not think we should have a death penalty. I don't think it is any kind of deterrent. I think it's barbaric. I think it makes us all worse people. All of us. And we just don't have to do this to ourselves. We could abolish it, and we should.

This fucking guy

This is so bizarre to me. Maybe because I work in a profession that runs on coffee?

Happy equinox! And happy 19th wedding anniversary to my hubby ❤️

It’s over 90 degrees… in my house 😩

It’s a million degrees outside with a 1000% humidity

Because of my work, I was eligible and received the Covid vaccine the first week they were available. I have received many doses since. I’m getting a booster today!

My yoga place is next to a bakery and it smells extra good this morning. Now I want coffee and pastries instead of torturing myself in hot yoga class.

“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”

Growing carnivorous plants is my current hype.

RIP Dolly

I really wanted to get out to the SD book festival today but it’s just too damn hot outside.

I just learned Jackie the eagle died. Her nest livefeed streamed continuously on a screen at my unit’s nurses station for like two years straight.

Kid 1 started high school today and I’m having feelings.

Kid 2 sent this to the family group chat

What kind of monster does this to a grieving mother? I hope the Mississippi BRN see this complaint for what it is and acts accordingly.

There is no shortage of nurses- just nurses unwilling to work in untenable conditions. time.com/article/2026...

This is true

I spent my birthday week sick… likely because I had the hubris to eat fruit and vegetables.

Kid 2 showed me how to make a sticker on my phone. A youth teaching me how to use technology makes me feel old af.

Curly leaf Hoya flowers opened :)

Can I say he looks like a flaccid penis? That’s what comes to mind when I see his face.

I love Hoya flowers. Look how cute these unopened curly leaf hoya flowers are. #BloomScrolling

“AI should be a tool used in conjunction with the clinical expert, not to replace,” she said. “We’re not against technology. There are several advances in healthcare utilizing technology. The issue is with new tech without evidence.”

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

Adding insult to injury. I’ve been working hard deleting and blocking political text messages without it slowing them down. Now I’m going have to get AI written ones?! Also, I never want to hear or read the term “AI employee” on account of computer programs aren’t people.

I found a kimchi ketchup at grocery outlet that I’m obsessed with. I’ve never put ketchup on so many things before. I stocked up but I’m going to have to go hunting for where else I can buy it now that my GO ran out.

Only Mexico fans in my neighborhood.

It’s my birthday month- my time to shine!

You absolutely do not gotta hand it to a panel of corrupt judges for *barely* upholding a clearly written part of the constitution.

Anyone who says these positions - which merely recognize the basic humanity of other people - are extreme positions is saying that there’s some people they’d like to kill, preferably at a distance, by paperwork and someone not making a living wage.

Considering AI has yet to be proven to be safe or effective as an educational tool, this sounds like Altus charter schools are experimenting on vulnerable children. WTF. Just pay teachers. voiceofsandiego.org/2026/06/24/a...

A 25-year-old sewing machine is the MVP of my house this summer. It’s putting in work keeping the kids busy and not asking for screen time every 15 minutes.

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Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint