Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip

Introducing... 😇 𝐼𝑇'𝑆 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷 😈 A new fantasy comedy audio series from Wired Cowslip, coming in 2025! See more details below... ⬇️ Art by the adroit @candiedeel.bsky.social, all with alt text available!

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I wasn’t gonna be the girl in the box. I told him straight off, first time I met him. ** Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, Episode 3: Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction. pnc.st/s/professor-...

Egad! Genuinely some of the best news this year about next year. Mortal Engines was a formative book for me, not just because of the whole "city-on-wheels" baseline, but for the way the estimable Philip Reeve writes his characters and world. I am madly excited!

Not me forgetting I have Bluesky BUT... GAMINGbible interviewed me!?? Cracking open my work on #FalloutLondon, #DeadSpace, my origins, and more perspectives on why A/I has no place in the industry (and never will!) 💜✨ www.gamingbible.com/features/eli... #voiceacting #indiedev #voiceover #va 🎙️🔥

That’s me, the editor! Let me tell you, this one was quite difficult to put together. Not only from a horror perspective, but it was also the most complex AD episode I’ve edited thus far. It’s also a cacophony at times, but it really needed to be due to the the story. I also read all the credits!

Welcome, friend! You are one for whom this place was made. And you, I think, will find what you seek inside our gates. ** Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, episode 1: The Front Gate pnc.st/s/professor-...

The Panoply has nearly arrived. Do come and visit us on Friday. You are expected.

This episode contains some of the hardest acting I've ever done. Thanks, @ash-alder.bsky.social , for encouraging me WAY out of my comfort zone 😊

We are casting! We're looking for BIPOC, queer, and disabled VAs, the audition form is linked below. It's a lot of roles to fill, so get your voices in! We look forward to hearing from you! ✨🫧 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

You can only call it radio drama if it’s broadcast over terrestrial radio. You can only call it audio drama if it’s not a comedy. You can only call it a fiction podcast if it has an RSS feed and slips me a twenty. You can only call it an audiobook if - wait, no! Come back! I’m fun at parties!

And... The talent that transcribed this tantalizing tale. Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors was written by @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social

Next! A dexterous designer, domiciliating discord to diapason. @draeno.bsky.social is the editor and sound designer of Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors, Umberto the Unknowable and his Beautiful Assistant, and Occult Door's Mirror House.

And what is this? An actor most articulate, or only an eerie echo? Laura is voiced by @jrosereads.bsky.social

Next! The host of our initial attraction. Man, mirrored. Maestro. Mimic. Errol is voiced by @johnkennard.co.uk

I wrote a story for this, and I've had discreet peeps at the other stories, and people... you are not ready for how much this panoplys.

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, a collection of carnival horror. Coming August 1, 2025. pppp.lawofnames.com

Starting a new hobby! I'll see how I go, this will be the first instrument I'll be semi-seriously learning!

Lent a helping hand for this video analysing one of my favourite book series and certainly my favourite sci-fi series! Thank you Otto for the opportunity! youtu.be/4MchClUce1Y?...

Implement an 100% tariff and ruin a movie. Mickey 34

Recently viewed a house. Lovely place, nothing wrong with it at all but had to convince the wife out of buying it. Why? Because it's number 9. Thanks Reece Shearsmith / Steve Pemberton.

Just out from Sinners at the BFI IMAX. Wasn't sure about Ryan Coogler after watching Black Panther - I'm very sure now. boxd.it/9ustc9

TERFs drinking champagne on the steps of the supreme court. Celebrating the misery of others. Fuck them. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. LET 👏 THEM 👏 BE 👏 WHAT 👏 THEY 👏 ARE 🏳️‍⚧️

Fuck Terfs. Trans people are hot and cool

"You're coming home to yourself. You've become more than your fear." Words to live by. My word, #Andor proving once again Star Wars can be better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDls...

Just watched about 40 minutes of Netflix's "adaptation" of The Electric State. Couldn't stomach any more of it. $320 million into storytelling inertia, blatant disloyalty to the source material and comedic chops that I pity in the same way I'd pity a dying woodworm.

Are you ready for church? Got your hat and your hymnal? Episode 2: Discovery, live now on Patreon and tomorrow for everyone. Meat Cathedral Art by @catwyk.bsky.social

Okay, if I see anyone sharing any AI art, especially if that """art""" is meant to be in the style of Ghibli, I'm going to mute and block you. And then maybe throw myself in the Thames to spare myself the creative guillotine that has been inflicted upon the world. Tired of this.

Well, #Adolescence. Bloody fantastic technical wizardry of TV. A cut above Boiling Point and that's a high bar. More thoughts here: letterboxd.com/sameolsatell...

THIS. THISTHISTHISTHIS. I've never gotten a solitary penny from what I've made - but the experience of making it, seeing people love it and them telling me directly to my eyeballs? Flippin' priceless.

What a finale to #Severance Season 2. Twists and turns, surprises abound, and A-games all round. I really hope we don't have to wait more than 2 years for the next installment, but I'm happy to endure that temporal torment.

'hope starts with a ho' is that anything

"Come. Sit. The show is about to begin." -- **Three more days to get in your auditions for Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply** Unpaid, audio fiction anthology of carnival horror. write.ellipsus.com/edit/af9e1c2...

#moonbow!