Same Sad Echo

Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???

short circuiting RFK jr’s brain by reminding him that we’ve always used Arabic numbers

sexy, dead sexy, right sexy, MILFS

just one more reason why the 100 Grand bar is the absolute goat

there is no difference between an app that provides translation services and one that makes kiddie porn. I am very smart

ME: minding my own business, enjoying another beautiful fall day MY FATHER IN LAW: did you see this article about a new kind of puppy cancer that's 100% fatal

I don't know the last time I laughed this hard.

Jair Bolsonaro coping with the election news the only way he knows how: by getting Covid

*hobbling around like an old man with rickets* oh right I played soccer today

quick PSA, the Dick Sucking Academy is not and has never been affiliated with the Dick Sucking Factory. we’re in the middle of a lawsuit about it, lawyer says we’re in good shape

I heard there were some special boys they’re back in town and they’re making noise but you don’t really care for fighting do ya

there are many people on this stupid app that I can share things with who will truly support me [after an appropriate roasting, of course]

when you’ve definitely been putting duct tape in your eyes

unfollowing someone for being annoying is such a little dopamine hit. more of you should be annoying

King George, circa 1776

we saw you from across the room and liked your vibe

in honor of Steve Cropper (born on this day in 1941) I’m trying to get more into Stax records. anyone have any suggestions? definitely something I want to get on vinyl

hear my promise: there will be no digital dick sucking factory sucking digital dicks

Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:

do you disavow the dire straits

Don't Let The Pigeon Smack Into the Windshield

if you’re thinking “there’s no way a pigeon would smack into the windshield while I’m cruising down the highway” then buddy do I have some news for you

other than my posts, is there anything more disappointing than hand-cut french fries

instead of pouring myself a nice gin and tonic I accidentally poured myself a gin and gin

man. even the local hardware store let @rmj.bsky.social work for two weeks before they shitcanned him (for making genitalia-shaped displays with the light bulbs)

if you like Elon's flying car they you are going to love the airplane I created

*Dashboard Confessional voice*

Mickey 17 is the perfect “Robert Pattinson as a quirky weirdo” movie

@ginerso.bsky.social @defnotadino.bsky.social u like what u see

last night I had a dream where I was at a very chill party and Parker Posey was there and we just sat on a couch together and snuggled and occasionally kissed. 10/10 dream, I hope to have it again tonight

sometimes people are like “there is no god” but then you remember Indian food exists

no one is better at their job than Alfonso Ribeiro is on Dancing With The Stars. I will not be explaining further

these Snapchat filters are getting out of hand

but they were all of them deceived, for a 5th loko was made

they don't waste any time throwing their women under the bus, do they

not exactly historical but there's a scene in Yellowstone where they describe getting an airport permitted through the government in two months. THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS

and so it has come to this

*crickets*

ah so republicans are doing the "James Talarico and Ilan Omar were in the closet making babies" bit

Ruin a book by adding a word The Unbearable Lightness Of Being On Twitter

sometimes you just need to go to Luckenbach, Texas

going to the theatre like a fucking sophisticate

my father in law is a really great guy, but he’s the undisputed king of sharing the most depressing articles in the family group chat. no I hadn’t seen the article about all those puppies dying in a fire, thanks a bunch

Breaking’ 2: Electric Boogalook Who’s Talking

behold my works, ye mighty, and despair

the “dogs years” method of genocide apologizing

that's right, I was easily the coolest guy there

It's a legit thing with her too