Sam Haft

Sam Haft

@samhaft.com

RIAA certified platinum shitposter, bicoastal showbiz marxist, dad songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhaft

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witnessing this in a theater was a filthy revelation 🦉🪝⛓️🔐💋

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I’d like to reiterate that my tolerance for lolcowing is *zero.* Don’t care who or why or what your excuse is, it’s an unacceptable behavior and I think less of anyone who engages in it.

I’m gonna say something bold & controversial - when ppl are like “oh I bet that concert smells bad” it reads like you’ve never actually been to a concert! there is not an amount of deodorant that *can* survive two hours of jumping and screaming! that’s the smell of a real experience and a good time!

☝️🤓 if the events of the original story occurred, then Charlie Bucket should be the one the factory belongs to not Willy Wonka

Catsuka@catsuka.bsky.social

First still from "Charlie vs. the Chocolate Factory" (Sony Pictures Imageworks / Netflix / 2027), an animated movie by Jared Stern & Elaine Bogan. Set in modern day London after the chocolatier is released from prison for the crimes committed in the original story. www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...

Who has two thumbs and is about to lose his SECOND consecutive American Music Award??? 👍👍 Can’t wait to throw on a *fabulous* suit and cheer Mark and Ejae on their inevitable and highly deserved win! ❤️

Lmao not to make things more confusing but actually the only thing *cast* is not doing is ‘Singing Songs From The Hazbin Hotel Soundtrack’ - there’s a LOT of Hellaverse music and Hellaverse-adjacent music at the show :)

Amir Talai@amirtalai.bsky.social

Hey idk if it's not clear or anything but re the concert in vegas, "beyond the hellaverse" means that the cast is singing songs that are not in the hellaverse. Just dont want anyone to get the wrong idea.

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I worked with @samhaft.com, Andrew Underberg, Toastymarshmellow, & Qwel and sang as Bassie 🌸 for a official Dandy's world song that's coming out in two days~ Hope you guys are just as excited as I am for this to be out soon! 👀 #dandysworld #bassie

Sorry to go Boomer Mode but I was 30 seconds into a skincare tiktok before the person was like “and I’m turning 27 soon, so-” nope, absolutely not. you have nice skin because you’re IN YOUR TWENTIES, show me to the grown folks please!!! If you’re in your 20s, your “skincare secret” is LINEAR TIME!

it’s a testament to its wildly sticky gameplay loop that I have only played a couple hours of megabonk but I’m thinking about it constantly

In which our terrific interviewer @tasharobinson.bsky.social gets me talking about Lord Of The Rings and I involuntarily start word-vomiting about Eru Iluvatar singing existence into being and how that ties into the worldbuilding of Hazbin Hotel 👇

I am a HUGE fan of Meat Loaf’s collaborations with Jim Steinman and that’s just part of my creative DNA - but the ballad in my head was actually Love Led Us Here from Muppet Treasure Island

If there's ANY song that "Piss" reminds me of, it's Meat Loaf's version of "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" (with Marion Raven). Both are over-the-top, bombastic ballads of yearning and missing one another with impassioned vocals! 🦇🔥🍒🐍 #HazbinHotel #Cherrisnake www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IgI...

the pain of being a Highly Media Literate Individual who *adores* discourse but also someone who will inherently be seen as biased by those who disagree and empirical by those who agree because I work on the show 😔 this is like a Greek myth punishment lmao I WANNA PARTICIPATE YET I MUST NOT

I just happened upon this tweet (uhh ‘bluesky post’) and want to clarify that I said Stolas was more Morissey-coded because, like Morrissey, he’s a sadboy dork who loves so hard it’s actively causing him brain damage. I’d argue Blitz is Smith-coded (surly grump who loathes everyone he doesn’t love).

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I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet who deserved to celebrate the defeat of Andrew Cuomo more than Lindsey, who had unimaginable amounts of courage in coming forward and continuing to push until he suffered actual consequences for sexual harassment thrilled for her

Lindsey Boylan@lindseyboylan.bsky.social

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

!!!!!!!

rimetm.bsky.social@rimetm.bsky.social

@samhaft.com Gravity made quite the splash on Billboard charts in its debut frame! #4 Bubbling Under Hot 100 #23 Digital Song Sales #15 Hot Rock/Alternative Songs #12 Hot Rock Songs #80 Canadian Hot 100 I can feel it, by the time the season is fully out, at least 1 song will make the US Hot 100!

idk how niche this is but as a visible online creator there needs to be a very deliberate line between ppl who have a social relationship w you and ppl who have a *para*social relationship w you. you can have some wonderful and lovely interactions with the latter, but you should never muddy the two.

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

so many ppl fall into this because being a creative can be very lonely but if you start mistaking fans for friends you’re gonna have a lot of empty transactional social relationships with ppl who will have zero boundaries in ways that’ll hurt *them* the most, and you’ll be ultimately responsible. 🙅‍♂️

I think it definitely should get a release, though it’s not up to me! And the incredible S1 score was entirely the brainchild of @gooseworx.bsky.social and Evan Alderete (does he have a bsky?)

Erin McCombe@erinmccombe.bsky.social

@samhaft.com Would you ever consider releasing the instrumental score of HH? I love the theme intro, outro and the overall background music like the instrumental "More than Anything" that plays when Charlie and Lucifer are saying goodbye at the end of the episode. They are so beautiful!!!

They built concentration camps, made it legal to send ppl to countries they aren’t from, made it legal to denaturalize citizens after only a CIVIL case, which doesn’t require a lawyer, just a judge, and they’re deputizing Florida national guard to BE the judges. Premeditated ethnic cleansing.

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Hi, pardon me, hello: mass protest in the face of fascism is a great idea and in fact the only thing that works to actually combat it. anyone saying otherwise is an idiot. sorry, i cannot anymore with this shit. do the fucking reading!