Michelob Spice

Imagine the smell of the the threesome between Joe Camel, Harley Davidson, and The Marlboro Man

Revving up the gas tamper to get the BBQ started

adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup

"Get in the Box for Israel' Seen in Ithaca, New York

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

RFK Jr’s head looks like it should be driving a Rat Fink car

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Tell me your pet's name in a gif:

We have fallen so far from the proud day when Obama closed Gitmo.

the first good post i think i've ever seen from a democratic committee account

This is my favorite webcomic of all time