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MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH I’M VERY PROUD OF IT youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

finally someone asks and it’s a bot 💔

[the guy from the band Cake voice] we are posting our cringe we are having bruh moments

There is basically no chance we win. We are going up against four of the most popular streamers on the platform, including a guy who is like a top 5 most famous person in the entire world. However: "It would be funny if we won." Go here to vote: thestreamerawards.com/vote?categor... #VoteForDVDWeek

brutal stuff

subathon is over ty very much genuinely everyone who watched and hung out and followed and subbed was worried it would not last even a day and it lasted 3 and there were hundreds of subs. wowee anyway time to do some human stuff

it continues at 2 pm eastern today…. www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

ty everyone for crazy amt of support and subs for this subathon. 10 hours down i am stopping for tonight but there’s still 6.5 hrs on the clock lol so i’ll be back tomorrow at 2e www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

wednesday at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog :)) playing elden ring but subs mean i have to immediately equip a random loadout

I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now

i flash the sign of the forbidden pitch. the pitcher’s face pales as he tries to shake it off but my hand remains cement still. he shakes again and i can see him looking at the children in the crowd. everyone has to grow up sometime. we’ll walk through those prison gates as world series champions

i shouted on command for this and was glad to do so

4 nights. 200 game discs. It's DVD Week 2: Game Disc Edition. With special guests @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social, @thelukeman.bsky.social, @howelldawdy.com, @johncullen.bsky.social, @eliyudin.com, @libbycwatson.com, @coollike.gay, @slowpuke.bsky.social, @murderxbryan.bsky.social, and Chris James.

every board game in the 90s was basically a glitter bomb with rules

ME TO JACK REACHER 2 SECONDS BEFORE BEING FORCE-FED DOWN A SEWER DRAIN: nice ass. mind if i kick it?

in a classic "gift of the magi" situation i have sold my pocket watch to buy beautiful new shoes for our son, only to find that my wife sold our son to buy me a racecar

they are promoting One Night Only with an urgency that suggests it is somehow a bedrock component of the national economy

Big Walk is up there with coolest gaming experiences of my life man. absolutely must play. and don’t get spoiled if you can

ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?

FYI

Sneering Odium, THE Ohio State university

When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

Donald Trump is eating one of those ice cream sundaes that comes in a novelty baseball helmet. It’s not clear if he brought it in with him, or what.

i learned about russia and its poisons

what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky

sometimes you read a dating profile that’s like “i’m happiest near water! I go crazy for fresh berries! i’m fiercely loyal to my friends!” and it’s like damn did Professor Oak write this? you just described a Squirtle

when someone says “god and family first” i explain to them: that’s not how rankings work. only one can truly be the most important thing in their life. then i turn on the cameras. on one side: their family. on the other: god. in 25 seconds one room will fill with deadly gas. make your choice

at the airport eatin fries next to another bald dude eatin salad lookin like a 35-year-old goofus and gallant

listen up fellas

they're calling me "the best hitman player of all time." invisible. inevitable.

i have learned that Ivan was indeed Terrible (fearsome, powerful)

please. i’m begging you. i do not have the mental latitude to deal with Drake again

i have also been cast in this movie. i will be playing the role of the killer

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes