Sammi Stitches

I read an article about how being here would destabilize Elno and Zuck so here I am! 😎😁🙋‍♀️ hello, bluesky world! Happy to be here!

My professor once returned my assignment back with a 0. She instructed me to cite my sources correctly. When I asked her for help with citations, she helped. I was able to turn it back in for an A. I didn’t make a federal case out of it. I learned from it.

I sure miss working for a non-profit. Working in corporate America is soul sucking.

I’ve started Christmas shopping early this year and I am so proud that I have managed to purchase items from only local stores or small businesses! 😎😄 #shopLocal #fuckAmazon

If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind. A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature “Underage women” isn’t a thing Words matter GIRLS CHILDREN Your President raped children Yay about the government reopening though… I guess

Goodnight Fuck Matt Gaetz

My biological clock is ticking and all it’s telling me is I am running out of time to achieve my life goal of adopting ALL the cats… #goals #biologicalClock #womanHood #jokes #CatsRule

Trump supporter asks Dean Withers: why is it wrong to rape children? This is where we are folks. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.

They totally bought a World Series. 💯 Bring on the MLB salary caps.

This 👇👇👇is what I've been saying from the moment they announced their capitulation to the R's.🤬

www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...

This is such an insane thing to say.

SCOTUS allows for legalized sports gambling in 2018. Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet. Who would have guessed this would have been a problem? (Another notch on John Roberts's belt)

apple.news/ARRFC1AWSS7S... It’s pretty freakin wild that the NCAA will allow its athletes and coaches to bet on professional sports. A day after reading that article, this news dropped. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Exit King.]

@ my colleagues: if FWD you do, the attachment comes through. if you click REPLY, the attachment goes bye!!!!!!

they are children throwing a tantrum and it's not working so it's not fun anymore

George Santos has set up a GoFundMe to help him reassimilate to society. You just enter your credit card number and hope for the best.

the US government has arrived on bluesky

My passionate but pointless stance is that miracle whip is NOT mayonnaise, it's disgusting, and I personally hate whoever decided that fast food places can use it and call it mayo. You are a LIAR!!!

The GOP is dismantling public education to turn learning into a commodity.If you can’t pay, your kids don’t learn. Public schools will be defunded, while private Christian academies take your tax dollars to indoctrinate the few they choose to admit. #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue

the lads who tell me there's a crisis of masculinity and we need to be raising boys AS MEEEEEEEEN are notably absent on Saturday mornings as I try to corral six 7 year olds into a coherent team as they compete athletically. ironically, it's such a sofa-conservatism position

Keep an eye out for MAGAt instigators today, trying to start something with LE. Stay peaceful and document. please! 🥰

Shame on my parents for not raising me to be a selfish asshole. Not really, but…you know…😒😮‍💨

IMO, the cruelty is the point. They fucking love watching people being terrorized and having their lives torn apart. I see the joy in my orange-pedo loving sister's eyes when she talks about the ICE raids and the inhumane way they are being treated.

“.. It’s to the point now where .. I could lose everything ... Being a small business owner isn’t worth it when your country turns on you,” said Jared Hendricks, the CEO of Village Lighting, a small business selling Christmas products. @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2025/10/17/h...

Do not stay home tomorrow. We must stand up.

Pinched from Truth Against Hate on Facebook, enjoy!

#NoKings ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby, boasted on his earnings call that premium airline seats are making his company more money, when asked about the economy class struggling to afford to fly he said that just means UA will make more room for their premium customers. No one is going to save us, but us.

This was being pushed by Anna Paulina Luna yesterday.

#NoKings

That block button is HOT this morning. 🔥

If the #EpsteinFiles can take down a child rapist Prince then they can certainly take down a child rapist President. #NoKings

They call this their “small-government, big-lunch’” group photo.

“In America, the law is king.” -Thomas Paine

Andrew is home now with his people.