Sarah Shay

Set out the watch The Apple (1980), and in the process of looking for a place to stream it I somehow ended up watching Apple Pie (1976), a 73-minute fever dream made up of an hour of bizarre nonsense and then a 15-minute dance sequence. This may actually be the strangest movie I have ever seen.

The lead, Tony Azito, was one of the first students admitted to Julliard's drama department. He was in the 1976 Threepenny Opera revival, and the 1980 revival/1983 film of Pirates of Penzance with Kevin Kline. His last film role was Necronomicon with Jeffrey Combs, before dying of AIDS in 1995.

Set out the watch The Apple (1980), and in the process of looking for a place to stream it I somehow ended up watching Apple Pie (1976), a 73-minute fever dream made up of an hour of bizarre nonsense and then a 15-minute dance sequence. This may actually be the strangest movie I have ever seen.

The one that took me most by surprise was Wil Wheaton, to be honest. I was in line just like "Yeah, he's a neat guy, it'd be fun to meet him," and then we made eye contact... suddenly I was six years old again, looking up at the TV screen when he appeared on TNG like

Not to brag, but I just got the results from my first mammogram and they said my tits are perfect (from a medical imaging perspective).

The great thing about sharing a joke on Tumblr that didn't land on Bluesky is that it frequently does way better numbers. The bad thing is that you get a lot of fanfic writers arguing with you about the sexual identities you assigned to puns.

I Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian for Tax Purposes

Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip for Tax Purposes

I Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian for Tax Purposes

What's the most cliche "this is just confirming what the haters think" country song title of all time, and why is it Mark Chesnutt's "Bubba Shot the Jukebox"?

BRING BACK BROADSHEETS YOU COWARDS

Two years ago, I emailed Dropout with some errors I'd found in an old episode of Game Changer. There were dozens, but I just sent the worst ones. I got a mildly snarky reply letting me know they were already working on re-captioning old episodes. That episode's captions remain exactly the same.

You're telling me that on the same day I was releasing a collab with a wonderful music friend which was my first recording after some difficult years, two OTHER wonderful music friends were also releasing a collab, which was the first release after some difficult years for one of them too??? 😭🥰🎶✨

I'm listening to a podcast where Jacob Wysocki watched Fight Club on a loop for 72 hours. I'm on the episode where he's 35 hours in, and he just said "the only reason to have time is to lose it when you're sleeping."

I mean look, Bandcamp Friday only lasts for 24 hours, and also I haven't released a new song in SIX YEARS, so yeah I am going to post about this more than once. Me and @mollylewis.wtf wrote a drinking song for introverts, and you'll probably like it.