sasha e.

the cool thing about redeyes is that i am always so very tired and yet because plane my body will not sleep

named what again

this is an ahegao refrigerator right i’m not crazy

nyc truly can be beautiful

this was definitely worth chancing

nyc numba one baby

touched some nature

has totally forgotten about the ska playlist @mmasnick.bsky.social built out and gloriously happy to have rediscovered - killer selections!! music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

literal sicko.

valentines cards getting kinda direct

did google lens on my russian health water

weeping and grinding my teeth for screaming “heeeere’s johnny!” while chopping through the door with my axe. these girls are too young to know the seminal jack nicholson role in the shining much less johnny carson!!

wirecutter review (2016): the author of this review of a flyswatter has a phd in flyswatterology from case western and was the chief engineer for fly destruction tech at the rand corporation wirecutter review (2023): we had our interns try out six blenders and say which one had the best vibes

720a flight tomorrow for which i have not packed and all the trains home are broken and the platform is 100+ degrees and crowded sure let’s stress test this situation

seems fine

add a tip?

behold what we have lost -- begone, relentless destruction of aging technology, and return, replacing an entire ass CRT at home.

garden is in!

garden in progress

pawpaw trees in full flower!

innovative method of handling a busted airplane sink

Let me share my lifelong dream for the left: taking over fraternal organizations (Moose, Oddfellows, Etc.) They are 501c8s, which is basically impossible to get now. Most of them own property, they often have liquor licenses that are grandfathered in. We could have clubhouses!

Me, babysitting: *rings the parents* we have a problem. I picked up your son David from school and he seems freaked out Her: my son is Robert Me: we have 2 problems

flying is generally terrible now, but let me introduce you to the joys of arriving at SFO at 230a

impossible to describe the feeling of seeing this jacket at the flea market, thinking it’s interesting, and then turning it over

Saw a deer in the park and gave it a tight smile and knowing nod like it was a random guy I was passing on the street

Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs? Spouse: See? This is what I’m talking about. Marriage counselor: (scribbles in notebook)

bluesky is so intense that i literally take breaks with playing video games

trepanning for headaches works right

oh hey that was fast

distant hint of blue sky

is there any modern web equivalent of fffound or has that type of image inspo board moved to social platforms only?

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grocery store magazines getting real low on material

weird how consistently compelling hitting the mixed feed is

J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh