Scary Larry

Billionaires should not be able to buy governments.

Donald trump raped children and he’s covering it up. Donald trump raped children and he’s covering it up. Donald trump raped children and he’s covering it up. Donald trump raped children and he’s covering it up. Donald trump raped children and he’s covering it up.

Color me shocked that the trump DOJ, which is comprised of corrupt as fuck MAGA criminals, dipshits, and liars, says Epstein kept no client list and that he killed himself. You knew all along they would protect the pedophile-in-chief. trump raped children and they covered it up. The end.

“It cost $45 million, hardly anybody showed up, and the old bastard even fell asleep!”

😂😂😂 MAGAs are gonna boycott Walmart. Good luck with that. Where else can they shop that’s clothing optional?

America became a military dictatorship in four months. Once fascism takes hold, it moves swiftly.

Elon Musk may have deleted his tweets about trump being in the Epstein files, but screenshots are forever. And we ALL know the truth. He can delete the tweets, but he can’t delete the fact that trump raped numerous children at Epstein Island.

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

Convicted felon Donald trump, a draft dodger who called the fallen “losers and suckers,” wants the military to take pay cuts, fired thousands of veterans from government jobs, & picked a drunk rapist to run the Pentagon, desecrates the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier with his presence. Fixed it for you.

MAGA “Christians” be like:

Oh so trump’s attacks on Harvard started because he’s butthurt that Barron couldn’t get in. Tough titty, Assface. They have standards. Why would they want to admit the son of a convicted felon?

MAGAs think that trump’s tariffs are going to magically make all American companies start manufacturing in the USA instead of passing the higher costs onto consumers. Because they’re gullible fucking morons. Then again, if they weren’t, they wouldn’t be MAGAs now would they.

Pumpkin Tits Yam Diaper is getting so fucking rich out of this White House gig. And manipulating the stock market. When is enough enough?

President Barack Obama is one of the greatest presidents ever.

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CNN's CEO is issuing his marching orders, evidenced by the fact CNN has become nothing but an informercial for Tapper's book. The problem is other networks are falling for it. The IDIOTS at Morning Joe had Tapper on this morning. Trump scares the shit out of all of these execs. Tapper is a pawn

Jake Tapper’s attacks on President Biden are a psyop intended to distract from trump’s obvious mental and physical decline. But who’s paying him? The Heritage Foundation? The Kremlin? The billionaires who own the media? My money’s on all three.

People should be SHAMED for staying in office so long they die there, leading to legislative and electoral losses. YOUR ego is NOT more important than the CAUSE. Millions of people are going to die on the altar of career goals. And yet I will be viciously attacked for stating this obvious truth.

Kristi Noem made an understandable error—she thought Harvard university was a dog.

Americans work more hours, take less vacation, work longer days, & retire later. But hey, at least we're not stuck with socialized health care.

Over on the antisocial media site run by a particular South African Space Nazi, I’m under a ghost ban. Guess I called Elmo a fucking moron one too many times. Sorry, not sorry. So I guess I’ll be posting more here for a while, where my voice isn’t silenced because I’m not a MAGA piece of shit.

Millions of Americans’ lives are about to be destroyed by the GOP’s “Big, Beautiful Bill,” ICE is sending innocent people to death camps, the entire regime is comprised of drunks, racists, rapists, dipshits, & criminals, yet the media keep beating up on an old man who has cancer.

Walmart raising their prices because of trump’s tariffs should be no big deal, right MAGA? I mean it’s not like any of you shop there… oh wait. 😬

It’s so much easier to make little statues depicting assassination attempts when they’re totally fucking staged.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s personal phone number can be found all over the internet — on sites ranging from Facebook to a fantasy football/sports betting site (username PeteHegseth). The phone number sweeping the internet is the same number Hegseth used for both his Signalgate…

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Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

MAGAs love the rule of law as long as it’s being used, with or without justification, against the kinds of people who they hate. But they shat blood when it came to applying it to their orange racist idiot cult leader.

If you think what Judge Hannah Dugan did was so terrible, wait til you hear about the convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who stole thousands of classified documents, staged a violent coup attempt upon the United States Capitol, and somehow got to become president again.

The whole damn world looks forward to your funeral too, asswipe.

Pope Francis really survived double pneumonia and acute respiratory distress only to meet with JD Vance and said “yeah, fuck this” RIP, sir.

“Liberation Day.” 🙄 What that really means is millions of Americans will be liberated from their money. Welcome to economic ruin.

I check every day, and I’m always disappointed. There’s always tomorrow…

Kristi Noem is trying to whack the dog and not get caught.

DOGE never found a dead person collecting Social Security, but I did find a braindead fuck siphoning billions off the teat of the American taxpayer.

trump and Bill Barr had Epstein “suicided” because they were terrified that the world might find out that Epstein’s best pal Donald trump rapes children. Did anyone really expect corrupt as fuck Pam Bondi and Kash Patel to release the Epstein files without them being heavily redacted?

Lucky for him, he still has the treasury to rob.

This isn’t an administration. This is an occupation by terrorists who are working on behalf of a hostile foreign power and are actively destroying the government, looting the treasury, and deliberately trying to kill us all. S. O. Fucking. S.

You do realize that Elon Musk is dismantling the government and firing thousands of government employees in spite of the fact that his department is fictitious, and he has absolutely no authority to do anything he’s doing? How in the fuck is any so-called “American” OK with that?

“Gulf of America” 🙄

Since we’re renaming shit, I submit to you that the United States is now Western Russia.

Chris Jones went out of his way to shake trump’s tiny hand before the Super Bowl. Later, his team got blown out 40-22 and his knee exploded. #ETTD

This fucking dipshit bought the United States government. We are the laughingstock of the world.

To all those watching from outside the United States: What’s happening here isn’t as bad as you think it is. It’s worse. Far, far worse.

Re: trump ending birthright citizenship. The 14th Amendment also says anyone committing an insurrection can’t hold public office and the GOP shat all over that. Clearly, republicans see the Constitution as a cute little guidebook that they can violate and ignore at will. Like they do with the Bible.

I loved America because of the promise it held. That anyone could come here, no matter how bad it was where they came from and build a new life. That our votes mattered. That we agreed on the basic tenets of what’s right & wrong. Well, that’s all dead now. I weep for this nation.

People ask, “How can you define obscenity?” Tough one. How about when a racist piece of shit who is the Grand Dragon of the MAGA movement is inaugurated on a holiday normally set aside to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. That is the definition of obscene. What a shithole country.