The Schadenfreude Kid

But…..Jared’s phone!!!!!

Living in Idiocracy AND humanity being taken out by AI Transformers is peak Trump. #NeroFiddles

We will all miss Aunt Dolly.

@angrystaffer.bsky.social Can you talk about some of the videos I’m seeing of Ukrainian drones hitting all the Wildberry facilities in Russia? Impact on Russian economy and Putin’s ability to hang on to power as Russia sinks further into the abyss?

@andybeshearky.bsky.social Have you found your balls yet? You might be even more milquetoast than Merrick Garland! And that's saying something. You think you're being judicious for your presidential aspirations? Grow a pair, call the special election and get Mitch the Glitch's proof of life, FFS.

So now Mitch McConnell AND Trump are brain dead….sheesh….

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Flesh-eating screwworms confirmed in Texas. 👇

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

@anthonyrizzo.bsky.social How you like being in Busch, bro? Man, you would have been a perfect Cardinal!!

How come the mentalist hosting didn't know it was coming?

@therickwilson.bsky.social EJDVTD…

Three good chutes!!

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

One sick, malignant narcissist of man will celebrate Mueller’s death….billions will celebrate that fat fuck Trump’s death. It will be a party

Trump is lifting oil sanctions on Russian while they’re helping Iran target Americans. Putin definitely has a copy of the Epstein files.

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

Does Mark Wayne Gacy have to sleep with Corey Lewandowski now to get a ride in that fancy jet?

Leave it to the Women to lead the way in the Olympics….so should it be in our politics…

🤣🤣🤣🤣

MAGA heads exploding during the SB halftime show like that scene in The Kingsman!!!!

The alternative Super Bowl halftime lineup is a veritable “Who’s Who” of who the fuck is that?

Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands…. Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those

Shining City on a Hill, my ass. Maybe because it’s lit up like a concentration camp at night.

Once again, like Mueller, no fight out of Jack Smith. And the Dems are feckless. They just DO NOT GET IT.

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

@stephruhle.bsky.social You want to take a shot at addressing Bill Ackman’s donation to that fucking NAZI ICE agent/murderer?

Cuba is run by incompetent senile men…. Hmmmmmm

We saved $50m? How much that operation cost the taxpayer?

Get this retard off the stage and out of our lives….

Trump promised to fix everything on day one, remember? Blaming today’s issues on his predecessors proves he was FOS then and is FOS now. F*ck Trump, f*ck everyone who voted for him, and everyone who contributed to his victory.

Donald Trump is a very sick man.

Re: Donald Trump’s comments about Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner was a compassionate human, a devotee of democracy, a necessary moral voice and a greatly gifted creative artist. Donald Trump is a sick sociopath and a hateful person who dishonors the human race every time he opens his mouth.

Who the F is this idiot congresswoman on MSNow? SHE is why Dems lose. Feckless. No anger. How about you start talking about how we start prosecuting these war criminals…that’s how you establish trust and respect.

Trump claims MRI of his brain found nothing.

Well Deserved ‼️

Anyone want to talk about the B52 heading South right now? Callsign Pappy11....just turned his transponder off...was between Yucatan and Cuba. Now, where could he be going? I wonder?

Wonder where this fella is going? Callsign Pappy11 heading south and shooting the gap between Cuba and the Yucatan....Hmmmm....Just in time...your Epstein Thanksgiving dinner table distraction.....

Ya think?

I think you spelled FuckSchumer wrong.....

In a world full of MAGATS and Dem Quislings, be an August Landmesser. Be THIS guy…..

@senatorhassan.govpeeps.us FUCKING QUISLING. I will actively spend money with any person who runs against you.

@durbin.senate.gov FUCKING QUISLING

Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’