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These Resident Evil reviews, phew.

Been really inspired by this premise and started writing notes for it. Need to put together a writers room and pitch it to someone I guess.

Never thought that the Insomniac Wolverine game would review on the same level as the 2009 movie tie-in game from Raven but here we are

That leaked, unfinished Iron Man trailer looks really good but which Marvel games are cancelled and which ones are still happening has gotten confusing

Ryan Gosling and cool jackets, an iconic duo

The decrepit zombie corpse of the previously defeated villain is seeking their unknowing grandchild to become the conduit for galactic domination. Season 3 of Star Trek Picard is just the plot of Rise of Skywalker but with somehow even more shameless nostalgia pandering (pretty good TV tho).

WB did that really terrible AI ad for End of Oak Street so now when it underperforms people will dance on the grave and celebrate thinking it was because of the backlash to the ad when it was going to underperform anyway

The first thing I saw Kyle Chandler in, and the main thing I still associate him with, is a show from the mid to late 90's called Early Edition and despite not having seen a single second of this show in 20+ years I can recall the theme song perfectly youtu.be/EnnypDOxC9M?...

I wonder if after the test screening WB wanted to give The Great Beyond its own IMAX exclusivity window and a 70mm release, and the easiest way to do that was to give it Batman's, which meant pushing Batman back so it could also still have its own IMAX exclusivity window.

mandatory reading

If I had a nickel for every recent movie starring Ryan Gosling where he gives a lot of thumbs ups that also has a scene where the main female lead does karaoke, etc

Dino Tater Tots. What a time to be alive.

Sony won the console war and then killed consoles

Nancy Mace looks like Allison Williams if she got the thing from Smile

If the Mando reviews go how it's looking they might, LFL should really get a Starfighter teaser out just to say 'please don't write this franchise off, the real movie is still coming, promise'

Now that I have children I'm excited for them to be old enough to show them the entire Skywalker Saga. All 6 movies. I'll throw in Rogue One and Andor too.

Saw someone on TikTok saying 'Daisy Ridley is actually a great actress, the sequels just did her a disservice by being bad' and had a strong feeling of deja vu. So we're currently at that stage of the Star Wars trilogy redemption cycle.

The thing I'm looking forward to most about Hunt for Gollum is the hindsight redemption tour it will bring about for the Star Wars sequel trilogy as we realize truly how much worse that could have been.

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Remember when Michael B Jordan was randomly in Gears of War 3 before most people had ever heard of him?

Rian Johnson needs to write and direct Scream 8

My wife and brother in law were watching Free Guy when I got home from work and it was a nice reminder that damn I like that movie a lot. Shawn Levy you son of a bitch.

'don't think of them as human, think of them as Americans' It's almost criminal how good the Fallout series is.

I assume YouTube Music knows that I'm a dad now because I'm getting a lot more Nickelback than I used to

YouTube Music algorithm deciding my daughter needs to hear the classics

Playing Fallout 3 again when it hits me that this game is nearly 20 years old

Now is the time to start the rumors that Dave Filoni is getting fired so that 15+ years from now when he steps down I'll be proven right

A lot of parallels between Pluribus and Sinners. Both are about a hive mind representing colonialism that promises peace but eliminates individuality and culture

Just realized Primate is the director of 47 Meters Down and Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City lol No wonder people are making John Carpenter comparisons, Welcome to Raccoon City had Carpenter vibes too

The 2025 movies I've seen, ranked, with scores. I will not be elaborating.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I loved The Force Awakens when I first saw it opening night a decade ago. I still do. Great movie.

Look, I'm not one to quickly believe in conspiracy theories about us attacking Venezuela on a made up provocation to distract from the Epstein files, but the timing of all this is not helping me convince myself that it's not true.

Exodus is scheduled for 2027, what if the next Mass Effect also comes out 2027 and we end up repeating Callisto Protocol/Dead Space Remake where they end up coming out within a couple months of each other

Zaslav knows that if Ellison gets WB he'll try to restore the Snyderverse so he has to prevent that happening at all costs, even if that means selling to Netflix

Can't wait until I show my kids The Ring and have to explain VHS tapes and landline phones to them since that movie will be over 30 years old by the time they're old enough to watch it

Randomly thinking about how the Wii will turn 20 the year our twin girls are born. It will be older when they're born than the Atari 2600 was when I was born.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."