Schmuck

Here we are, reinventing the wheel at the beck and call of a parade of idiot billionaires. Morning everyone :)))

We’re reaching levels of cringe that shouldn’t even be possible

threads gives the same vibes as a company that refers to their employees as ‘family’ and I’m not about that fuckshit

Do not listen to this man. This is just anti-Barbenheimer propaganda and I will not stand for it.

Hey dickwads

Uh oh

Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky

Reconnecting with my Twitter Mutuals.

Damn, the ocean gate explosion really did reset the timeline back to 2016

It is Monday morning and God is still dead

Showing my wife the joke I made that got 5 likes (she doesn’t get it)

nevermind, it’s never been more over for bluesky

gday dickheads

Oh no no no, the blue checks are showing their entire ass, dick, and balls under these rate limits

I live in constant fear that the uber eats driver delivering my food will wait for me to open the door instead of just leaving my food out there. please don’t do this to me I just want to eat my bisque in peace

It has been a good weekend on here

Counter point: have we considered that none of us are good enough to even have imposter syndrome

something I like about this place is that there is no dignity

I think the most positive experience I’ve had on bluesky so far is not being accosted by these god damned toy airplane ads by Binkgo dot com and their shell companies

dopamine hits required for sustenance

me reading as many skeets as i want

And in the darkest depths of a Twitter fueled “it’s so over,” we find ourselves in a freshly Bluesky-birthed “we’re so back”

someday the computer will have to log into you and that's why i'm ingesting lots of sand

not like this

Matt Gaetz burner

This is actually the comediest timeline

I regret to inform all 10 people on Bluesky that Twitter has good content again.

Policy already changing not 2 hours after being announced. Business moves powered by an IQ equal to a turd baking in low heat.

This 600 tweet limit is trying to distract me from Hunter Biden but I already used my discretionary $8 for the month on a grimace shake.