Scientology Office of Special Affairs

THERE ARE TWENTY OPERATING THETAN LEVELS

The Scientology Office of Special Affairs in Los Angeles, CA, has issued an Entheta Watch until 10pm Pacific Standard Time for the following counties... Kern...Los Angeles...Orange...Riverside...San Luis Obispo...Santa Barbara...Ventura... Hazards include feeling ill at ease...And pneumonia.

We certainly do not question Pam Bondi's integrity. Thank you for standing up and looking the other way on human trafficking. 🙏

Don't look at us, it's not our fault everything's a fucked to death pile of hot garbage online. As we say, any "child" is just a thetan in a new body, which of course is our excuse for forcing child auditors to interrogate adults on sexual matters.

who up squirrelin' they LRH tech

Dressed far too casually, teeth in far too good condition, and curtains insufficiently tar-stained. Good speech cadence and hand gestures though. 3/10 our princess is on another planet

look at the shit Scientology pulled off at its peak despite being, comparatively, a tiny group of peoplr on the middle of the power tierlist at best

Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.

We have learned many members of the Sea Organization have deserted their Saint Hill Manor posts to join One Big Wife. We are working with East Grinstead councilors to prevent the spread of One Big Wife. Please do not propagate this entheta any further!

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

What is your favorite Jive Aces song? Sound off in the comments!

thetans is actually a mistranslation of "they/thems" from the original greek

The best antidepressant is a Purification Rundown and ingesting carcinogenic amounts of niacin. The second best is reading your favorite L. Ron Hubbard novel in between scrubbing a dumpster with newspaper and vinegar and a plate of rice and beans. (We WILL put you on RPF's RPF if you sleep doing so)

We stand with Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as he works fastidiously to restore health of the body and mind to the rudiments. With the Big Beautiful Bill's coming victory in the Senate, government subsidies for three (3) free auditing sessions will be offered at your nearest Scientology org. #KSW🇺🇸

Yes, we have watched Severance, and yes, we have sent field operatives to silence its production crew.

After numerous red flags in security checks, the US Department of Justice issues its first Suppressive Person declare, calling out Hon. John J. McConnell, Jr. (RI), as an "enemy of the Department of Government Efficiency", citing "failures to adhere to the doctrine of Keep Scientology Working"

The Marcabians should have aimed higher: Rather than nuking the thetans inside a volcano, they could have shoved entire DC-8s worth of warheads into the crust of this LRH-forsaken planet and blown it to smithereens before we ever had the opportunity to live on this miserable heap of accreted rubble

For those outraged at Scientology's annual #Superbowl ad, here's your reminder that it's subsidized by the US taxpayer. #RevokeScientologyTaxExemption

Since the confirmation of Pamela Bondi as the Attorney General of the United States, in collaboration with the Religious Technology Center, the Department of Justice web site has been revamped to meet the expanding mission of government.

United States Attorney General Pam Bondi will soon be launching a new web portal at kr.gov to record all instances, at the state and Federal levels, of resistance to the ideal of Keep Scientology Working.

Mr. David Miscavige, the ecclesiastical leader of the Church of Scientology and Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center, will be meeting with President Trump to enshrine Scientology's place in governance. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Agree that Nancy Pelosi is a degraded being? Reskeet this if you believe she should drop her body and report back to her nearest Ideal Org in 14 years.

We cannot wait to debut our latest advertisement! (You had better fucking like lens flare, asshole)

Ditto the real throat goat 🫡 Oh sorry we forgot we were supposed to be posting about how our Ideal Orgs are absolutely abuzz with fresh meat

Please "help" our "cause" on Twitter!

Suggestions for reasonable bikeshedding topics ❌ Whether it is or is not a "coup" ⭕️ Whether to paint or varnish the guillotine frames

Cis people: the more of you that speak out, the better I feel that we can survive this. Please familiarize yourself with why transition related care for trans teens is so important and how it is safe, effective, and literally life saving: https://transequality.org/news/get-facts-truth-about-transiti

The only truthful information provided here is by the veritable and highly theta Ken Klippenstein, and by our very own parishioners at the Church of Scientology. It is the will of LRH.

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The Church of Scientology would like to say "trans rights are human rights".

We are currently brokering a deal with Elon Musk to truly make X the "everything app" by linking user accounts to Church of Scientology Registrar purchases of Hubbard materials and applied technologies. Curious to learn more?

The Tuskeegee Airmen are exemplar of the triumph of thetan at cause over matter, energy, space, and time. We recognize these men as the true top guns of the airborne battlefield.

Ordinarily our Volunteer Ministers are the ones administering so-called personality tests, but today we have chosen to take one and settle, once and for all, where the Office of Special Affairs stands on this alignment chart. As it happens, we are a bit girly.

Zack de la Rocha, luminary and frontman for alternative metal-rap band Rage Against the Machine, mused inspirational in the 1999 album Battle of Los Angeles: "Hope lies in the smouldering rubble of empires." Let his wisdom be a reminder that the future is so much brighter than we can imagine. ▽θ△

We are happy to announce a never-before seen bulletin revealed by the Hubbard Communications Office regarding gender. "Gender and sex are no different to the clothing of the body or the hat of the immutable thetan; therefore all that remains is the spiritual thetan."

The ecclesiastical leader of the Church of Scientology, Mr. David Miscavige, would like to give a heartfelt welcome to Donald Trump back into the Oval Office. Our stats are about to be slonked SILLY STYLE.

No, it still is not okay to own nor play one of these.

In completely unrelated news, the Scientology Office of Special Affairs has been scaling up its psyops warfare to ripen the minds of select vulnerable targets to increase our "whale" donorship. See you at this year's IAS event, Scott!