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Regardless of rooting interest, any team up against the wall playing the Ain't Goin' Out Like That card is pretty cool.

Oh, Arsenal. Wait wait wait wait . . . there were EIGHTY-FOUR places between them and Fleetwood Town? Ohhhhhhhhh, Arsenal.

So wrung out from all these sudden deaths. Too many people in the last few months have passed way too young.

Timbers games out here trying to kill me and I don't really mind #rctid

Great win! Team looks ecstatic! Playofffffffffs! #baonPDX

Müller just detonated the whole bar. What. A. Goddamn. Hit. #baonPDX

Gonna high five Carmen Sandiego. www.maptap.gg October 23 99🔥 98🔥 100🎯 97🔥 97🔥 Final score: 979

So, SO many local doctors are going to get a call in a few from fans saying "it's been four hours and it's still, y'know, uh . . . up" after that kind of opener. My sympathies. #blazers

Oh hell yes. High praise from Walter is everything I wanted to hear.

This team looks so happy with each other. I mean, yes, scoring 100 before the end of the 3rd helps, but still! #blazers

30pt halftime lead in game 1 of the season, why yes I'll take that shit all day #blazers let's goooooo

What a start for the #blazers holy hell. Every fan at the bar losing their collective minds.

So tired of seeing friends canned because of the stone-wringing investment monoliths expecting extra drops of blood. "Record Profits!" crowing from your workplace gets followed by sad 'yet to insure our monetary future' layoffs all thanks to BigDickTrust or CockBros demanding Record Profits +1.

Holy shit. There are some studios you think are insulated from the madness and then news like this comes along to remind you not to be such a sweet summer child.

Texas AND Georgia *AND* Bama? The forecast for a lot of call-in shows on Monday is a 100% chance of Spicy and Aggrieved.

What a treat to wake up to this morning.

re previous repost: @mangiotto.bsky.social out casually tossing asides that have me doing the full Walter Donovan after his poorly selected last sip of water. Oh god I just realized those kids won't get that one either. Fuck.

Old enough to have people tell me all the time about these old gems they've just discovered and, ma'am, that was one of the top-grossing films of 1987. On a related note, showed a slide with a picture of John Wayne on it to my freshman class and one person kind of knew who it was.

Quick #pdxmarathon advice/post-run suggestion. Step 1: Sow/pester local taproom owner and staff for weeks to run an event promotion as both full/half courses pass in front of the establishment. Step 2: Reap, baby, reap.

I am not a baseball manager, but the Padres opening with a first pitch homer seems like some sound strategy.

The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.

I am about done with random deaths this weekend.

"It is so ordered." should've been swapped for "I will turn this car around."

*cues Pump Up The Jam and starts dancing*

Guardian: Are you afraid? John Stewart: Am I riding shotgun?

Timbers attack has looked *lethal* tonight. My thoughts with those lucky PP venue watchers (shoutout to the Oakroom) who are up to a free pint at this point. #rctid

Holy shit Michigan what was that

Adding "Old News Report Links Now Load With Boilerplate 'Sorry But We Don't Want To Be Scraped' Messages" to the list of reasons that AI can collectively eat a bag of dicks.

Wow. Colton Cowser with a game-winning home run robbery.

If PCA has legit rebooted Cal with that ass slap during the last series, the Cubs fan I know at my usual taproom is getting some free pints.

My entire feed is wall-to-wall How Great Was Dolly? right now. As it damn well should be.

That lady was 1 of 1. No one like her before, no one like her since.

[Exit Queen.]

Anglo Canadians being forced to conjugate être in the fourth grade: god I hate Quebec, French is the worst Anglo Canadians when an American insults Quebec:

its so funny to me that the AI industry spent the last few years promising cancer cures and miracle drugs and is now like How can we get people to like us? uhhh cure cancer, bitch. right now. cure cancer before you steal my job.

FFC review: COYOTE VS. ACME, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/08/coyo...

Very much looking forward to Wildwood. The trailer alone shows how much a love letter it will be to Portland/Forest Park.

22-0 is peak Mariners.

There is something special about a player hammering the winner in the first game back from a year+ absence.

Lankshear is on pace for what appears to be one zillion goals. I am on board for all of that. #boro

@mangiotto.bsky.social giving Coyote vs. ACME some love with a Who Framed Roger Rabbit comparison has me out of "hope it's good" and into "let's gooooooo" mode.

COYOTE V. ACME is the spiritual sequel to WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? I've been wondering if anyone would ever attempt much less nail.

Oh we got a good one for C-Suite Logic today. Twitch CPO aksed why this AI Training they've embedded went Live with a default as 'On' for every user - "If it was opt-in, no one would opt-in."

Trump is raiding wildfire prevention funding to pay for his vanity projects while over 2.3 million acres burn in Oregon