Scott Andrews

I voted today #NoKings

And yet always “on time, and under budget”

He's going to fire the Fed chair, isn't he?

I low-key want iPhone 18 Pro guts in an iPhone Duo form factor, without the fold.

this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie

We’re not changing it.

HOMES is now HAMES (pronounced Hamas)

Lake America is the smallest great lake by surface area. For someone usually so focused on size…

Lake Ontario over the seasons

If Canada were to become a U.S. state, it would have more electoral votes than California, and create a near-permanent Democratic/Liberal majority. I doubt those promoting this narrative actually want that outcome.

#USSConstitution #SailBoston

So we’re clear, Netanyahu’s genocide is preventing Trump from surrendering to Iran.

I was really not worried about the hantavirus until this administration started saying more and more forcefully everything is fine

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

Tulip beds outside the Pentagon

The Dow is over 45k. I don't know why you're laughing

He sounds tired