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I hope she gets hit by a truck

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and that's dangerous.

“…the defining question of our times has become something like: “stupid or liar?” is so accurate it pisses me off. See this great movie. Read Vince Mancini. He’s great too.

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

I just experienced the end of that game waiting in line/riding its a small world

This is only true if you’re John Mateer

Describes what Oklahoma did this weekend as “haramball” and I’ve never been prouder. Every Saturday from here to Thanksgiving shall be the same inshallah

sideline reporter: coach venables how does this win feel bright red man who sounds like RFK jr: i had to win this game or god was gonna make soup outta me

AS CALLED BY ENRIQUE VASQUEZ Y ALEX PARRA EN RADIO LOS SOONERS

I hope John Mateer and Ben Arbuckle aren’t making any big purchases. Whatever they’re getting paid this year is the last big deal they’re ever going to get

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

new wolfenstein looks like shit

Airport cannabis amnesty boxes should be like the take a penny/leave a penny tray at the gas station

Whoa that looked pretty dang good to me

🚨GOALIE GOAL ALERT! 🚨 Igor Shesterkin with an empty net goal (via NHL)

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

Millennials running for office is about to be a time

It is wild just how much this new setup relaxes me #warhammer #40k

No partial credit for knowing something is wrong before you do the wrong thing

For followers of men’s sports, this is like asking Alec Burks who should replace Adam Silver if Alec Burks was a stupid piece of shit

still relevant 😌

I’ve come from the future and returned with this replay of OU-Michigan youtu.be/Q85G-AEF6sA?...

Algorithm has said “okay that’s enough chill vs human content” and you know I am thankful

Wonder who next year’s “I can fix him” coach will be

no reason...

The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect, but thankfully he was still able to research using Buckinghamshire Archive's remote archive service which allowed him to view our collections from the comfort of his own home.

the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota

We Taught Scooby Doo How To Say Craig Biggio; The Results Will Stun You

When Call on Me comes on the workout mix

Yo I am SCREAMING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Turns out when you have the guts to rebuild the tax base, you can then rebuild everything else

french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)

Gave a gray alien a Faygo Moon Mist and it fucking died

*watching Odysseus spend seven years fishing, getting stoned, and playing house with Charlize Theron* Man, Poseidon fucking HATES that guy!

Stand by Me. I did not, in fact, want to see a dead body