scrow funk (still charging)

Superhuman Safety Squad #6

Vivian what are you doing

helping my friends through the old extremes in ff14 makes me feel like a boss advice NPC. i KNOW those mfs are hitting Skip Cutscene on me

FF14　クリスタルタワー Crystal Tower

read CHUO WARD as CHUD WARD

snecko eye + 2x catastrophe + spectrum shift + metamorphosis for an absolute abject chaos run capped with a void form pull from a power potion in the queen fight lmfao. i dont think i've perfected one of the end bosses before

[me recounting a bank robbery that was foiled by the grink] it was crazy [friend who is beginning to suspect my secret identity and has just started down a path that will ultimately lead to one of our deaths] and the grink was there too? what a... coincidence.

stunlocked by my algorithm this morning

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

charlie's inferno must have gotten really popular because of that thing that happened. they even made a follow-up song to capitalize on it. wait a minute

Dracula was the first guy to feel like Batman or Halo

dems stop throwing challenge impossible

japan trip soon. im one month away from sitting on a subway bench and drinking a strawberry milk from a vending machine.

referring to all events past present and future as part of the Bible Extended Universe until i am humanely put down

875 - It's Not A Displacer Beast It's Different

lying dead in coffin but Neurolink still zapping my corpse's brain every 30 minutes until its battery runs out in 100 years: You have 2 unredeemed EXP Boosts for Battleborne.

running into a bathroom stall, grabbing the handrail and hitting L3+R3

the sun chips bag is loud. think this one could get some traction. like and repost

DEVO was the original quirked up white boys

bro last night was a duck blur

Gamer Jerry Seinfeld: What's so dire about these docks? I'm having a great time!

The Writer's Barely Disguised Favorite Visual Novel

lets all go beast mode as appropriate this weekend

i went to your wiki page and the paragraph about your sexual orientation didnt have any sources cited 🤨

society if everyone started using ifunny instead of reddit >>>>>

sighing and resetting the counter for Days Since I Yelled "Taste My Blade" While Driving back to 0

I played through all of the current episodes of Of The Devil. To the makers of Of The Devil: I would like more Of The Devil.

its fuckin nice out

*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.

look man i'm sorry i'm not getting over this puzzle anytime soon www.twitch.tv/sebmal

forums weapon

869 - Theyre Straight Boiling My Ass

872 - Don't Let's Be Beastly To This One Orc

everyone should get one huckleberry finn style funeral while you're still alive (minus the prank part) and then when you die for real the state just hurls your body into a river

(35 year old chuunibyou) rrrgh!! the demon sealed inside my lower back... it's struggling to escape...

Summer Vacation [31/31]

"The Yoshi's trying to get up my ass."