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you need a picture of a cunty little squash

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Can a caption win a Pulitzer?

I know America is a shitshow right now, but we throw a 4th of July cookout every year and this year we thought it be fitting to get a cake. The smile and laugh the woman gave me when she handed this to me was amazing.

I'm sorry Guy Mowbray, but saying "Boston, New England" isn't really right

Well that was a fun combo to dream up. What a neat little site for any hockey fan

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I have been enjoying Crimson Desert way too much lately. Went to take a photo of my character and my pet cats were in the most perfect position.

Aww man this is depressing to hear. I always had a big soft spot for Billy Guerin for his time on the Pens during the cup runs.

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

Once again LinkedIn showing it's an utterly useless cesspit. Maybe I should finally close my stupid account there.

Popped into an Adidas store in Berlin and wasn't expecting to see some MLS jerseys

@hooverdam.bsky.social these Rovers away kits sure are something.

oh boy @garrynewman.bsky.social

I'm so hooked on Death Stranding 2. It's as goofy and engaging as the first. I absolutely love building out a road network as soon as I can. I also find it hilarious and very Kojima-esque that there's a full recipe for a cake in the Corpus

Hell yeah Arsenal Women!! Way to get the silverware!

Yep that was me alright. I even remember getting a bit of a stern talking to from a Cuban person when I was in a hospital to go for a CPAP test. They didn't think you should joke about communism, I shrugged and said "Ok." But it's not like I took my shirt off or anything.

Ronald McDonald Vader is coming to get you and your fireteam

Well this is a first. Had multiple pieces break in my Voltron set after I went to rebuild it back into Voltron. Time to put in a broken pieces request

You know things are fucked when you have a conversation with a coworker who tells you that what Trump is doing is similar to 90s Yugoslavia. God we're so fucked and no one in any position to stop it seems to think it's bad.

I did not enjoy a Sunday afternoon where I had to deal with a sick kid who alternated between puking and sharting. Felt so bad for the little dude but he was such a trooper the whole day. Hope he's better tomorrow.

Thank you random bug from 4 years ago about cyrillic characters in our game that made me go look up all the alt-codes and discover a shorter way to type £

I realize as more and more tech companies turn into hate fueled places that maybe this internet thing wasn't all it was cracked up to be. So much promise in the beginning and now it's seemingly only used as fuel for hate. So goddamned sad and depressing.

Explain your username: It was/is my all time favorite comic growing up, Scud: The Disposable Assassin. If you haven't read it you really, really, should. It's amazing and unlike anything else

First time having the kids watch this classic

Tonight was pizza night and I decided to make myself a Detroit style pizza. It was delicious

How to immediately get me to ignore your LinkedIn request

Man oh man is it fun to play the new Indy game, probably because it's insanely fun to punch Nazi's, and there's some fun exploring to be had in the thing as well.

Game devs, post your first shipped game and your latest shipped game

Decided to give Detroit-style pizza go again. It was pretty good but no one in the family is still a big enough fan so guess it'll be a once in a blue moon thing when making a pizza for myself.

Need opinions on a debate between my wife and I. What's better, Cool Whip or Whipped Cream?

Was going for a real Dad Core vibe today

Why yes this is what I want to see after re-downloading MSFS24 on my new 9800x3d based machine. How the hell can it be 100% and failure!?

Yep today sucked a large amount of fucks. It's never a good thing when you have multiple coworkers asking "How? Just how!?" and there is literally no answer that makes any sense.

Goddamnit this isn't what I wanted to wake up to.

This is not a normal way to install a new game you've bought. If you check everything you're installing 225gb+ of stuff, if you choose only things marked Black Ops 6 it's about 82gb. I think I've chosen the correct stuff, but who knows?

Oh @eddcoates.bsky.social you'll be happy to know the pins are a hit

Oh for fucks sake. I can hear something dripping behind the walls of my basement. I really don't want to deal with this fucking problem AGAIN.

Just an average Saturday trip to the library with the kids