Secretary of Balloon Doggies

Secretary of Balloon Doggies

@secballoondogs.bsky.social

I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!

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Just once I want to see an op-ed that says Democratic overreach is a response to racism, sexism and transphobia among Republicans.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Yet another op-ed in prestige media pretending racism, sexism and transphobia among Republicans is a response to Democratic overreach www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/o...

At least with the almonds you get tasty almonds.

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social

"2.5 billion gallons" sounds like a lot but is about 2 tenths of 1% of the amount of water (approx 5 million acre-feet per year) used to grow almonds just in California. www.c-win.org/cwin-water-b...

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Hypothesis: Hack wringing hands over government-provided diapers for poor people as an abuse of taxpayers has defended Trump’s ballroom Methodology: Search Conclusion: yeop

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social

Californians get free diapers. But at what cost?

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Parents listening to medical advice from a former heroin addict environmental lawyer who collects penises off roadkill instead of their child’s pediatrician shows how messed up things have gotten. www.propublica.org/article/more...

propublica.orgBabies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at BirthA lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.

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Nature Portfolio@natureportfolio.nature.com

Repeated cloning cannot be sustained indefinitely in mammals, according to a 20-year study in mice published in Nature Communications. The results suggest that sexual reproduction is necessary to eliminate large-scale genetic mutations that can accumulate in mammalian clones. 🧬 🧪

Wasn’t the administration telling Iranians that they should rise up and overthrow the regime? And now they’re like, “On second thought, theocracy isn’t so bad.” How can they suck this much at messaging?

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

When US foreign policy is in the hands of the dumbest American.

This paragraph from the article is hilarious. If Loomer is worried about Means’ conflicts of interest, I have bad news for her regarding everyone else in this administration.

Deborah Lynn@mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social

www.cnn.com/2026/02/25/h... Means has said widespread contraception use is a sign that “we have lost respect for life” on Tucker Carlson’s show in August 2024. “You’ve got the pill, and it just goes hand in hand with the rise … of industrial agriculture, the spraying of these pesticides.”

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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

This is insane. For the love of god, can one of these fucking interviewers just stand up and say, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force? MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO T: So force is on the table? M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland

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It's a nod to patron saint Groucho Marx and a reference (an extremely obscure one?) to a once popular 80s-90s indie comic called Cerebus whose creator slowly and then all at once went around the bend.

Jack@wakeupangry.bsky.social

EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.