Sedna51

::pulls handle labeled “Snuggle Alert”::

That’s where the k-cup goes

I don’t trust people whose personalities are hating things people eat. It’s a near-perfect diagnostic.

That this is in THE WASHINGTON POST is almost too much irony to bear.

Some free agent kicker should run negative ads attacking Harrison Butker

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

Good: detached, cleaned, and reattached the p-trap in the bathroom sink, and it’s both draining great and not leaking! Bad: experienced what was inside the p-trap. Ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww

The last minute of BYU-UCF

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God https://theonion.com/increasingly-healthy-pope-asserts-he-will-soon-be-strong-enough-to-battle-god/

October surprise: it happens

It's Friday, let's watch James Brown's Capybara Hot Tub Party www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5l...

Lollllll loser shit

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

As recently as last month, the Alt National Park Service was amplifying election misinformation. For god's sake, don't trust them. They're just click farmers.

i think it would be great with the holiday season right around the corner if we skipped the "how to avoid talking about politics with your kooky uncle" articles and got a bunch of more useful "how to talk to older family members about setting a family codeword in case of phishing attempts" articles

If you love my post, it was all me baby! But if I said something problematic, well then; I think we can all agree I was hacked

Lmaoooooooooooooo

::strums guitar:: kids, let me tell you about a Commander who was a real Sheph(e)rd

Couldn't stop thinking about pathetic spider donut so I decided to draw him

As someone who needs a translator for whatever the tech people are talking about, this was quite helpful as an explanation

you know you were thinking it

32,208 miles on the odometer is approximately 280,000 trips from the bullpen to the mound and back

"This is Marge Simpson. I'd like a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream and some chocolate chip cheesecake and a bottle of tequila."

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

Why you gotta ruin some perfectly good raccoon names?

Just finished Hampton Sides’ “The Wide Wide Sea” about the last voyage of James Cook. Great, great book, eminently readable, do recommend

We need more doinks in baseball. That sound was incredible