SeedyROM

Up drawin' poindexters

The new Fall album is so shite. Not only is it not The Fall, this is not even your granny on bongos

If you jave £13 and want botulism, I have just the exlir for you

As students return to campus, there’s a “chill” in the air ... @theonion.com

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

tfw when they draw your clothes different

Sometimes when feel bad eat food feel better

BREAKING: Drive Shaft will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

The Fall

Doodlin' at work makes me a professional artisté

Canonically, James Bond watched the simpsons at 6pm every day growing up

whats a good album from this year

All Apologies Dumb Do-re-mi

Oh, the things I would do if crimes were not illegal!

*hacker voice* I’m in

Is this anything?

Cancel culture has gone too far this time

This is perhaps not the most correct take I have ever heard in all my days to be honest with you all

Everytime Tony Blair enters the news cycle, he looks 2% more like this

Would you still love me if from certain angles I looked like a worm?

I went to the doctor & he said I was perfect just the way I am

Growing hair long has kinda paid off I think? #genderfluid #ascisastheycome

The Tweenies was pretty good, but I quickly lost interest once they gave the dog a girlfriend. A sign of creative bankruptcy & we all knew it.

My girlfriends cat bit me & now I am exhibiting the traits of a cat Is this normal?

Just finished watching Pantheon, took me like 2 years but damn what a good show

Telling my Kids this was Roy Walker

The war in Iran is just a distraction for the fact that was NOT Jim Carrey

While thinking shapes might have opposites might seem like harmless fun, this kind of strange thinking can lead to severe mental illnesses

Sigh... Always the isis bridesmaid, never the isis bride

A fun new thing you can do to annoy coworkers is to insist that Tupac was the first rapper

If they made Lost today, John Locke would be non binary

Is a goblin a type of gremlin?

Felt cute might delete later (No genuinely, very high possibility of that)

This is the best way to use bluesky imo, discover feed sucks, this one shows me cool paintings

Breaking out the fine China

I wish google, I wish

I don't think I've ever seen an adult spinach

The trick to winning online chess is to get matched up against someone who is like, a very small child, preverbal if you are lucky That way you stand a chance

Who up feeling adorkable?

Final book I'll read this year (unless I have an unprecedented last two days) & it was a really good one, gonna be thinking about this one a lot. 13 books in total read in 2025

Merry Christmas, blue sky users

Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray

Every time I finish mussels I am left with a dilemma. Throw out the shells, or start a midden. The decision gets more difficult each time.

Calling the show "The Simpsons" was a little on the nose

How long before we can transcend the flesh?