Definitely Danny

Hello my name is Daniel Hodges. You might know me as Every White Guy who was at the Capitol on 1/6, both insurrectionists and officers. It was a clever ruse though; I was just the one guy in the last photo. Still am, really!

Finally someone says out loud the real reason why Obama was a lousy President: his interior decorating metaphors.

Initially thought this was about the writer using a contraction. I was like, harsh but ok.

Another day, another way Hegseth destroys the world

Is there like, a firing line of soldiers with their weapons pointed at the people in the background? How did they not react?

Flavored sparkling water is truly the constellation of beverages. When you experience it, If you squint your eyes and apply a healthy dose of your imagination you can kinda see how it got its name.

“It’s easy to criticize something that happened 7 months ago.” ...Yes! Yes it is! It was easy 7 months ago too!

"Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies." psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?d...

In early 2025, I assumed the Trump regime would delete the Department of Justice’s press releases and other statements related to more than 1,000 Jan. 6 cases. So I downloaded them. We’ve now made them available to the public with a search tool. They can’t erase history. jan6memoryproject.org

AI writing makes me feel like I need to take a shower. I will make the only actual human social network. To get an account you have to have lunch with me (you're buying). To post you have to deposit a drop of blood in the USB port and it has to match your blood on file. Done with these robits.

Yeah, they definitely lash out alright. Here's some of the white supremacist groups represented at the Jan 6th insurrection, courtesy of WaPo:

Hello, New Orleans. Or as the locals say, "Aloha".

Honest to god a DCCC text saying "[Name], we are going to crush these motherfuckers in November. I know we've been sometimes desperate sounding in these texts before but right now I'm telling you if everyone kicks in $30 we can rip their still-beating heart out before their eyes" would work on me rn

Would be interested to see that warrant.

This is Valerie and she is covetous.

"Fatty fat fatso," Amazon added glibly.

How I arrived on Blue Sky

The world is terrible, roll to determine your quality as a Woman of the Night. www.random.org I'm a Haughty Courteasan.

lawandcrime.com/high-profile...

Ted Cruz is still terrible.

Seeing a lot of people yell at men who haven't posted about Cornell. I actually haven't posted about the vast majority of terrible things that have happened in the world, doesn't mean I approve of them. It means I have nothing worthwhile to add.

I keep hearing about Ken Paxton's eye but I don't know anything about him so I'm just imagining "Paxton's Eye" is an Eye of Sauron scenario except it's Texas so it manifests between the uprights of football goal posts.

If Trump lives long enough and runs for a third term, I wonder what Clarence Thomas is going to try to pass off as a rational interpretation of the law that would permit the candidacy.

Omg look at this corrupt cop pulling assailants off of his colleagues by their backpacks. How cruel! I'm a proud J6er! Anyway please donate money to me and buy real estate with me and be my friend and my wife and

Just came from a gallery display of John Kaul's photography of folks he finds admirable, of which I was fortunate to be one. You can tell he's good because he captured the essence of my sleepy eyes and melty face.

I get that I'm not the target demo for the ad but uh, "This person was dumb enough to believe conspiracy theories and participate in the attack on the Capitol and now they are voting for me" isn't the winning endorsement you might think it is.

When I was comparing careers in fire and law enforcement, one of the deciding factors for me was the relative scarcity of structure fires compared to the frequency of medical calls. Emergency medicine is a different beast. I didn't want that to be the bulk of my service, respect to those who do.

When the suspect flees but you are old and have colleagues who like to footchase.

How long does the internet stay angry? Search interest around 15 controversies fell below 25% of peak after a median of 6 days from /u/Ahrily

Gotta catch em all~ Congressmón!

And people thought Obama went on a a worldwide "apology tour" after Bush. But seriously, the next President is just going to have to acknowledge the US is bipolar and other countries are wise to have alternate trade and military partnerships going forward. At least until we get our culture right.

Why is it resting on a textureless field of goop that looks like it was rendered by early 90s CGI software?

Attempts to put bubble wrap around every word that isn't utterly, etymologically anodyne is emblematic of the most obnoxious tendencies of liberals. I can assure you the guy sleeping on the sidewalk isn't helped by saying he's "a person experiencing homelessness." www.psypost.org/is-the-phras...

Results indicated that higher percentages of Republicans (35.3%-49.5%) than Democrats (24.7%-26.7%) considered violence to be justified. Republicans endorsed violence for a greater number of specific political objectives than Democrats. www.eurekalert.org/news-release...

5% of white adults in the US support white nationalism, but among young white men, it's 13.5%. Most common among Republicans and conservatives, low incomes and low education, and those with close friendships primarily online (indicative of online radicalization). www.nature.com/articles/s41...

I'm just saying if I were a Green Lantern I would wear the lantern around my neck and charge my ring every hour on the hour like some kind of cosmic justice Flava Flav. Anyway Lanterns is good and you should watch it.