Seph Hallow

So...turns out I do still write. And even about the craft of writing! NEW ESSAY up on Craft Dinner: Why Are All My Essays Sad? www.sephyhallow.com/blog/2026/10...

I'm confused. Shane Gillis was fired from SNL in 2019 for racist, homophobic jokes. Why was he brought back to host in the first place?

I have made some curiously bad decisions in life. Even the devil on my shoulder does not want the Temu hotdogs.

If you're feeling sad & helpless about the state of the world here's something that might interest you: Humanitarian OpenStreetMap Team They use open map data for humanitarian aid & disaster response, and anyone can volunteer to help remotely! hotosm.org/en/

White men's public rape fantasies: not violent. Black man's public retribution for rape apologists fantasy: violent. I know who I feel safer around.

My stricken computer has enough life to bring you a brand new #Wazzocks ! Get all the other Wazzocks strips plus other comics and wips at my Patreon! www.patreon.com/alexsteacy/p...

I'll be real, I try to avoid Trump discourse for my sanity, but even the sex bots are called Donald.

Context - I was definitely mildly stoned - This is not something we make in the UK. I had never even had a Graham cracker before - I still don't understand why you pronounce "Graham", "gram." It's a two-syllable word, people!

One of the best job applications ever written came from the hands of Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM loved it, took him on and in 1949 he won an Oscar for ‘Battleground’.

This really did happen.

Sometimes going to the gym has extra rewards

Personal Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs. PT: no, fitness goals. Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

The D&D, kinky, and poly crossover is basically a stack of pancakes I said what I said

This is a great question. Yes, 100% of the time these days. It took me an age to learn to have patience with my writing and sit on it (especially when social media pushes you to get everything out FAST), but sleeping on a draft ALWAYS makes for a better piece.

First direct comment on my blog since I re-launched the site a few months ago. I cannot describe how much joy this brings. If you have read any of my work: thank you.

New blog post! Today we're talking depression, in the funniest way I know how. www.sephyhallow.com/blog/2026/8/...

Me, looking at the final draft of something I've just finished: I think it's one of the best things I've ever written! I'll probably hate it in the morning.

I don't care what you do with your body, but I care what happens to mine. And my body can fit into my skinny jeans again.

For aren't we all Jimothy - bent by factors beyond our control, yet hobbling after our dreams despite impediment?

Thought it might be appreciated here. #jimothy #jimothyraccoon

Writing comedy in chronic pain is just channeling Great Clown Pagliacci vibes

The internet is testing me, but no, I will not be engaging with racist Odyssey discourse from dudes who don't know Ithaca from Ibiza

What's sad is 2026 is like Cabaret, but all the costumes are literally from Shein. Even our nihilistic hedonism has been enshittified.

Hey writers! What's the dumbest creation you're super proud of? I'll go first: I added some magical realism to our slice-of-life relationship comic and turned Alex's ice-cream machine into a sentient house bot called CreamBoi. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER THAT CAME FROM MY BRAIN. Your turn!

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

Abba.

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

Reframing is a powerful psychological tool

I wish for AI to die in a bonfire.

Until recently this arcade cabinet was living with @alexsteacy.bsky.social. I can't wait to see Alex and Ian tinker with it!

If there is a god, Macklemore will write a hit song about Jimothy

Roller derby is one of the biggest, most woman-centred sports on the planet. Its biggest professional body is WFTDA (Women's Flat Track Derby Association). WFTDA expressly encourages trans athletes to play roller derby alongside our cis-ters.

Seen in downtown Cleveland today #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

Strange thing I have had a hard time admitting publicly, because trans folks are already misunderstood. Women are the most ethereal, beautiful, stoic creatures. As a child I yearned to be a woman or Legolas...and I am AFAB. Trying to perform as a woman always felt like a very thin lie.

If you don't have an MD, you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself a doctor. *Stares directly at naturopaths, chiropractors, and Bob Fucking Larson*

Playboy calling out incels is the funniest shit I have ever seen

Another sign of being trans-masc: I was very much defeated

I've gotta be honest: I'd rather have imperfect allies than enemies. Education should feel like letting people in, not calling them out. And also Ken Jennings is being a shitty little bitch.

Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.

Give this man an NYT op ed It's the next logical step on our descent to hell