Tom Sullivan

*Owns a guillotine* Fascists: ...But why do you NEED that? Me: For self-defense... I'm a collector... hunting.

Bro you got me squinting. I don't see a difference.

My brother is so funny, man. The other day we were talking about Trump and he said, "Get down, Mr President! He's got a loaded question!" And I laughed my ass off at that

Unions have the power to do so much good for you. Imagine paying $1,029 over the course of a year and getting people to work in some cases for hundreds of hours for you similar to a lawyer. What a concept. Experience economic harm? We got you. Experience harms from harassment? We got you. Sign up. 🤙

Oops youtu.be/pzPKW6Lzydo?...

So when we beat the nazis again, I have a suggestion. We give them forehead swastikas like in Inglourious Basterds. This way, they can't slither back into the shadows and plot against us for 80 years. We'll know who they are and not allow them to breathe. Hopefully, most end up dangling from trees.

The same people who say "those who cannot do, teach," are the people who also tell you to go to trade school (and don't see the irony), and the people who never went to school beyond grade 12.

Say what you will about Nassau but they had some good ideas like "fuck the king"

Anyone who willfully ignores this Epstein stuff is an honorary pedophile by association. Pass it on.

Foolproof

Supported people commit less crime? Ya don't say

You know releasing the Epstein files won't change their minds about Trump, right?

Louder for the people in the back

Gavin Newsome would put the homeless and Palestinians into the mulcher together and call it a proprietary blend, you fuckwit

What can a union do for you? Today I got a member paid $3200 for 187 days he should have been paid a higher rate, and was successfully able to argue that the figure should be adjusted for inflation. That goes on his next check. In essence, he lost nothing but the opportunity cost of investing it.

He's telling on himself again

Want your life to get better? Think the world sucks? Struggling to make ends meet? Stop voting for people who hate the working class. Let's be clear. Elite Republicans hate the working class (including working-class Republicans)

Uber has always been a shit business model. It only exists to benefit executives and shareholders. The rides are overpriced. The drivers don't get paid fairly. Let it die. People should not be doing this in their spare time to make ends meet. Employers should pay their people better.

Who knew that *checks notes* "promising to make life better for Americans" would be so popular in a time when life is fucking horrible for most Americans. That's crazy

My wife to my niece: tell uncle Tom... Uhhhh no. You can call me uncle. You can call me Tom. You cannot call me uncle Tom. No thank you. I reject that.

Apathy is how we got from "no taxation without representation," to "it's fine they can fuck us with impunity." Destroy this corrupt system. End oligarchs and corrupt politicians.

Sure, sex is cool... but have you ever experienced a supervisor exposing all of the dirty things his colleagues do in writing? On an unrelated note, I have so much crap to hold over my bosses' heads now. Holy fuck

A management structure where the lowest levels of management are instructed to interpret rules in the most ridiculous and unreasonable manner possible is inherently wasteful. It creates the "us versus them" mentality. It creates resentment. When something is unambiguous, follow the damn rule.

My hope is that people are going to swing hard left in reaction to the disaster that is the Trump presidency. Zohran Mamdani's win in this primary against a despicable wretch of a sex pest is bringing hope to the rest of the United States.

All of the worst people on X can't shut up about Mamdani winning the primary. It's all they're talking about. They are so fucking coordinated It's an actual conspiracy meant to sway public opinion. The left needs to get this organized and fight their rhetoric.

The brand new postal vehicles have this cool feature where if you open the hood too much, it'll crack the windshield. I'd laugh if it weren't so on-brand for USPS.

raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible

An employee got mad because I got him paid the proper amount for a day he should have had higher level pay. No grievance, just a 2-minute chat with the supervisor who agreed that he was entitled to higher level pay. I'll never understand this anti-union attitude from employees.

I don't even live in New York. I live in Minnesota, but it's hard for me to overstate how much I want Zohran Mamdani to win. Asshats like Cuomo had ample opportunities to lead, and they've always fucked it up.

Got a $3100 payout today (yesterday) for a member who should've been offered the work. Without a union, you just get screwed out of both the work and the money.

So SNAP and Medicaid are getting cut because we "don't have the money" but we can drop 14 multi-million dollar bombs from $2.2bn planes at a moment's notice without proper authorization. Cool. And by cool, I mean "fuck you."

And just like that, the ‘No New Wars’ people are all-in on a new war. Proving yet again that they really believe in nothing other than what one man tells them to believe today. Which could be different tomorrow. The very definition of a cult.

#APWU family, I am officially endorsing two candidates for national office of the APWU. I have seen the arguments and tactics of their opposition and I don't believe those are the kinds of people we need. We need fighters. That's why I'm endorsing Jonathan Smith, & Vance Zimmerman for Pres. & VP.

Following the President’s decision to bomb nuclear facilities in Iran, I’ve directed our public safety teams to be on heightened alert for potential threats to Minnesota. While there’s no known threats at this time, we’ll continue to monitor the situation and respond accordingly.

We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war. If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.

Ken Martin to David Hogg for making a good point that more democrats need to grow a spine and make:

Employee is owed $5098.91 or overtime makeups that include 40 hours of 1.5x pay and 40 hours of penalty 2x pay. Management: we have him working 2 hours of overtime per day now. Does that mean we can get rid of this grievance? Me: hahahahahaha fuck no

The League of Extraordinary Daddies

Ken Martin literally crying while confronting David Hogg is exactly why the democrats seem so weak - because they are. Real leaders need to step up all over the country.

Somehow, we let dumbasses run the country, and the only people cheering for it are other dumbasses. 2026 cannot come soon enough.

Little known protest hack: if you beat cops with the American flag, the President will call it a "day of love," and the media will help you get away with it.

*Any* amount of resistance and ICE wilts faster than the spinach I cooked for this spin-artichoke dip earlier

Fuck ICE Victory to the rebels And remember that the only people "doing what the state hopes we do" are the people trying to discredit a diversity of tactics.

Trump administration proving once again that they have soft hands and even softer constitutions. Fascists hate appearing silly. Make them feel silly for this insanely sensitive reaction to pushback.

This about sums up my sense of humor