fat tyler kolek

rock n roll

There is exactly one NBA player whose vibes I can match

She is changing her name from Karen back to Kitty

Dwayne Douglas Moana The Rock Johnson

What if they made the whole basketball game out of fouls

As of this weekend, @boomerhumor.bsky.social legally has to be my wife

Last visit to Chuck Cheese as an unmarried man 🥹

I can’t tell who these Knicks announcers hate more, each other or the audience

I think it’s going to be Mohammed bin Salman’s year to win the FIFA Peace Prize.

What a disappointing juxtaposition of this guy and the words “firing squad”

ICE should deport Maduro

Like saying an auto-mailers are “acting on their own”. Somebody still had to set it up and run it.

Hey, this is radio station WKSA We're taking calls on the wish line Making your wacky wishes come true... Hello?

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish my Riyadh Comedy gig Wasn’t stopped by Ansar Allah

Wow, not only are my teeth whiter, but they’re also in pain

Anyone have a link to apply to the next Riyadh Comedy Festival?

If your body is a temple why does it keep shitting and pissing

Palestine still has a right to defend itself

Is there mercury in the crab meat?

I just easily gave birth without any pain or fuss. As a progressive, I truly hate to say it, but I think women have been Faking this whole time for attention.

A second white Tyler has joined the Knicks

CNN put an AI ad for toilet paper on your story. They’re using your biopic to sell paper for wiping poop on. Just so you know.

Feelin like a nasty woman in 2017

You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character https://theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-you-want-says-fictional-character-1819566934/

Fall weather has impeccable timing this year

Got the perfect “You don’t say?” pic from @boomerhumor.bsky.social of our cat Maple

I need snorkeling in my life

You know we could run this like a co-op. We pool our money and buy some pump jacks

Lotta subtext in this clip

Oh dear, the most annoying people on here are mad about something again

In America, if gas gets too high, the government starts measuring the troops’ boners

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Hasbara it’s that if you repeat something enough, lots of dumb folks will believe it. If you love Israel, you get to vote on Wednesday this year.

I think I've finally seen enough of the country to debut...the 1st Edition of 🇺🇸 JF's US City Rankings! 🇺🇸 1. NYC 2. Chicago 3. SF 4. LA ... 857. Philadelphia ... 19494. Ft. Worth 19495. Dallas This list will be updated as Dolly Parton International Airport continues to add destinations.

Remember, if you love Israel, the midterms are on Wednesday this year #AmYisraelChai

Important announcement to all American friends of Israel: The US election is on Wednesday this year

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