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You should go see this!!!! It has an original Decemberists song in it and Charlie Day and Jemaine Clement are in it and incidentally is the most impressive piece of visual art I've ever seen!!!!

Chris Pratt's Mario does not sound like a guy who could or would go "Whee!" or "Yipee!" He goes "Wah-Hoo!" Once or twice but it always sounds tepid and self-concious. Like he got caught up in a moment and became embarassed for having done so.

Stop venmo'ing my wife.

Before a duel a lot of people will say "prepare to die" but I say "prepare to live".

Catch me DUI

Hole is now $100. Thanks Joe Brandon.

Happy 1st anniversary to the comeback of the Bored Ape Yacht Club as a metaverse !

Fred and Wilma Flintstone problematic age gap?????

"Crude supply" threatened? Uh, yeah, not around here. 🙄

When I was in middle school I drew a series of comics about a character called Stupid Man who didn't really behave notably stupidly but he did get dragon ball z powers and fight an evil villain.

When I was a kid my mom found a folder in my backpack full of comics I drew full of swears and we sat on my bed as she read them out loud to me and said she was disappointed over and over.

That clatter you hear is a bunch of guys in weirdly underfurnished mcmansions hastily assembling airplane sets.

Yeah I'll take a can of zyn and a fireball double shooter

Guy who calls it crunkling instead of stooblering.

so annoying when things quietly hum along in the background, need everything to be a protracted clusterfuck forever.

🎶drinkin, jackin on my-seeeeeelf~~🎶

No I have not heard "Choosin' Texas," I saw the Get Up Kids open for the Format this weekend.

Weird modern thing is someone you know buying a house and the first thing they do is set up an array of cameras on the property.

Rube Goldberg made wonderful machines to simplify every day tasks and we honor him by calling our really smart, creative friends "Rubes"

Yeah I'll take a can of zyn and a fireball double shooter

Was in the county admin office getting a birth certificate today and saw early voting started yesterday so went ahead and voted; the guy who gave me my ballot said like 300 people voted by 10am on the second day and the way he said it conveyed to me that was abnormally high.

All tech CEOS know is charge they phone eat hot chip and lie

It's so beautiful to me that every single type of Sonic game has obsessives that want to make better versions of it than Sega can .

This thing absolutely kicks ass.

Executors??? I thought he killed himself!!!

I have to admit that the new Resident Evil somewhat challenges my notion that a conventional zelda plot could not work as a movie. Bryan is alone doing the sort of stuff a Resident Evil protagonist does for most of that movie and it really worked.

cartoons in the early 2000s would be about a kid who's got magic shoelaces that make him run really fast but he'll lose them if anyone finds out and then they have a teacher who's been obsessed with proving magic shoelaces are real his whole life

the fact that they didn't go to the effort to make the back half of the potential acronym work really makes me laugh

New bartender at the bowling alley appears too happy to be there, said she's having a great night. The old bartender hated being there and already knew I wanted an ultra.

Well that's a relief. 🙂

When I think about GTAV I think about a time when I was working as a server in a casino restaurant talking to a line cook about the game and going "man Trevor fucking *SUCKS* dude," and I turned around and the marketing manager, Trevor had come in and was all "hey guys-" and never mentioned it but..

Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:

What can one say but "hell yeah brother."

Does Kirby just get a lot of games to keep the merchandising engine humming along? It really boggles the mind that this is coming so quickly after Air Riders.

specing into liking kirby a lot when i was like 7 has been so clutch