Bobson Dugnutt

Me keeping up with the latest in the Kelly Clarkson/mechanical bird shop drama.

How about you Roko's Basilisk my damn balls.

Sharks training camp in tatters.

Great blog. Deep in the Web 1.0 past I copy-edited Dave Marsh columns for an online music magazine. Rest easy, Dave.

I know this is howling into the void, but it did feel good to write and hit Send.

One thing I think dudes struggle with. Professional female athletes will absolutely *wreck* you. That does not mean they’re similar to male athletes in their sports (in most sports). It just means you don’t really understand how vast the difference is between a professional athlete and a mortal.

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Kind of incredible how many dudes out there take it as established fact that the 180 WNBA players have much less athletic and basketball skills than a random male high school player, with 540,000 players nationwide.

The Beat, Mirror in the Bathroom, and this scene whips. Benny the Jet and Cusack know what they're doing here, and it shows. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u63l...

Boxing Helena, a film that dared to ask, "What if we gender-swapped Misery and made it an erotic thriller?"

I'm a concerned climate expert who helps shape policy, and that's why I'm here yet again to reiterate something I've been saying for years: your nannas must die, alone, in a sweltering pied a terre.

Better keep reposting that bug-eyed lady's anti-Cheetos TikTok video, to show how you disapprove of those kind of videos being spread online.

All three of these guys look like they just woke up from being drugged with three different sedatives.

I'm going to go get another drink, catch you later.

this is “Charlie Brown had hoes” of military history

Losing my mind at this called shot from February 2025 x.com/stuartbuck1/...

That's right. www.maptap.gg May 16 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000

@patrickwyman.bsky.social Had to gently correct someone in a chat channel who knew your work from Tides, but was hesitant about listening to Past Lives because they "don't subscribe to the great man theory of history."

Well well well, not so easy to find generation discourse that doesn't suck shit after all, huh?

A good response to "and that's why we need a ballroom" is "What in the fuck are you talking about?"

My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch far outside of Casper, WY, but moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He graduated from the geology department at SDSU, and was a season ticket holder until he passed. Aztecs 24 Wyoming 7, $247. @edsbs.bsky.social

Me, reading your posts.

No, you see, my generation's worst qualities are caused by structural forces that began before we were born or had agency, and are beyond any of our individual control. Your generation's are due to your terrible life choices and awful ethics, a direct reflection of every single person's character.

As an expert in these matters, is there a reason why the Nasa narrator keeps emphasizing the "there are NO hazardous gasses present" around the exterior of the Integrity landing module, @davidjroth.bsky.social?

Tirana is the New York of Albania.

Tied my personal best today after setting it yesterday. April 8 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 988

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

If it’s good enough for Big Bill, it’s good enough for me.

Telling my kids this is The Departed (2006).

I need you all to see this "baseball themed" short term rental. The photos and photo captions are incredible. www.expedia.com/Oakland-Hote...

This is why you gotta put out traps at the first sign of an infestation: "HODL" scrawled on the urinal partition, diamond hand graffiti, the worst techno you've ever heard. This restaurant is probably red-tagged now, and they're gonna have to tent it, 'cuz they're in the walls now.

Pretty solid today, if I do say so. www.maptap.gg March 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 976

i wanted to like amadeus, but for all of salieri's talking, he never evinces a theory for producing better-behaved mozarts

I promise you, you are not prepared for any of the covers. I have those fucked up white eyes from the Black Lodge now.

Challenge for those who are very confident my shared network printer isn't conscious: Explain how craving delicious Pop Tarts works.

While I have your attention, this is ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

Various people have been trying to get me to override my snap judgement that this shit sucks ass for 30 years now. It's fine to like cheese, and I agree everyone should work a service job to develop critical empathy skills, but I just can't fuck with these cornball dorks.

The pin labels on the map of this video thumbnail are insanely good, AI is incredible.