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People used to get online famous by saying like, “Uhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

really tasteful term for being drunk at work: filming Frasier

did you ever make a conscious effort to 'learn computer?' if so, you fucked up I guess

Talking about Streethawk with Riley and Branson was a true treat. We are so funny and Streethawk is a classic album. This ep slays

That would be a fun, interesting fella to take travel advice from.😅

all hospital equipment is chunky, gray, and made out of Super Scope

perfect trifecta of building, window, and font.

I got it now. I'm schmoving again

brother I am so good at shoving a quadrant of a poke bowl into my mouth

son has devastated not 1 but 2 nurse stations with his cutiepie Conquerer's Haki

Girl in the Gold Boots is a solid MST3K. been thinking about the abrupt cut to dune buggies

Getting to fully experience the peak internet back when it was still fun is a weird thing. Nice we got to enjoy the moment but now it sucks ass and I gotta wonder if it mighta been better to have never got a taste of the good shit. Millennial quaaludes.

one thing that got better in my lifetime is the number of John Wayne Gacys going from 1 to 0

all that Alaska stuff sure is nuts. ok, have a good one

got my meds finally. tucking in the bottle and smooching it goodnight

eating a can of meth like Popeye and becoming normal

what an absolute babe

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

Chicago! You gotta come to this tonight! Star-studded lineup plus I'm there too. This is my first time using a slideshow element in my piece!!

I will be communing with geniuses tonight, we're going to imagine a new way for horses to look

its tonight ya freakin animals. If you're in Chicago get your ass out here! lots of funny people and I cooked up a fun presentation for ya!!

this vid is fucking frying me dude

*Eying my uncle's new toilet jealously* yeah its nice and everything, just hope its not too much bowl for ya, is all

here's what my parry looks like: I tank one frame of bite and then instant rising upper which launches the whale towards the water surface. cut to the moon where the whale is dead in a crater

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