Sheeple-Herder

President Trump keepin' it real as always. Wait—is that Elvis?

The Cheesecake Factory wishes it was as elegant as the oval office, let alone my parents' dining room.

I'm more pissed off that nobody apparently had ever heard of furniture polish/oil, you know the kind of stuff that keeps finished wood like that in good condition so it doesn't crack over time.

Fortunately much of this is automated now.

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Well that was pretty god damn satisfying to read. Also infuriating that the government even took that approach in the first place but good for the judge.

Dude thought he had a flawless gotcha and he ran into a rhetorical woodchipper

A video of Alabama Republican Senator Katie Britt looking visibly stunned during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing circulated on social media after her colleague, GOP Senator Eric Schmitt, stumbled badly in his questioning of former special counsel Jack Smith.

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Turns out it's just another grift, of course. 🙄🙄

Well would you look at that. Of course it's just another grift.

I don't know what you're talking about. Wait is that Elvis?

Hang on, is that elvis?

This is about to be a complete non-issue. Watch for gas prices near $2 again within 10 days if I were putting money on this.

The pundits are silenced again. Watch for oil prices to come crashing down over the next few days. This is huge!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's a heckuva rebranding there.

Sophisticated it was Mr. Attorney General!! I talked to more than 20 people who lost their entire life savings buying those gift cards and stamps before you finally put an end to this vicious plot against Americans. God bless you!

Sophisticated it was Mr. Attorney General!! I talked to more than 20 people who lost their entire life savings buying those gift cards and stamps before you finally put an end to this vicious plot against Americans. God bless you!

The white house press office really isn't stellar with timing

A reminder to everyone coming to my daughter's birthday party, no nut products please. Also the pony ride has been canceled.

BREAKING: FDA set to approve homeopathy in addition to Viagra and Cialis for ED. THIS IS HUGE!

A president with no bowel control and no empathy wouldn't give the rest of the country explosive diarrhea now would he? Checkmate libs.

BREAKING: FDA set to approve homeopathy in addition to Viagra and Cialis for ED. THIS IS HUGE!

Fucking Merrick Garland.

BREAKING: Flock CEO confirms that company is NOT Big Brother, putting surveillance camera concerns to rest. This is huge!!

NEW STATE MOTTO INCOMING

The economy is going great you guys! Help spread the new good news!

TALK ABOUT A NAIL BITER!

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I challenge any lawyer to explain how this is not malpractice and naked corruption.

This will be the photo next to his open casket.

The troubling expression on Cassidy’s face after that pathetic announcement says it all. A mixture of fear and shame— well deserved.

Wolf: What hasn’t been discussed publicly, to my knowledge, is the fact that, in my opinion, President Trump committed a crime in negotiating the settlement agreement in this case and it’s possible that Mr. Blanche would be found to be a co-conspirator in that crime. Let me try to explain…

THURSDAY: A federal judge is opening a public phone line. You can listen….live…as Katie Phang’s suit against Todd Blanche over the Epstein files goes before Judge Sullivan. No spin. No panel. No press release. Just YOU, a phone, and a judge who isn’t taking DOJ’s word for it. Dial in.

Let's simplify. There's a million reasons he's corrupt but here's one of the most obvious.

Let's simplify. There's a million reasons he's corrupt but here's one of the most obvious.

As a taxpayer, I'm pretty unfuckinghappy about this.

NYC SMALL BIZ OWNERS ON ZOHRAN: “These people really care about small businesses… They get shit done… I like that he stands for making sure nobody seems to feel marginalized, we all win together… If that’s what socialism is I’m all for it!” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

YES! Way to go @katiephang.bsky.social, and your amazing legal team, too!

Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM

What noise is this? Not dead? Not yet quite dead?

It's troubling this was not a 9-0 decision.

There is no rise in anti-Semitism. There is a rise in the number of people who are very angry at what Israel is doing. Your inability to separate the two is equally problematic.