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Definitely wearing leg braces to fix his dead legged gait. Check the shapes beneath the wind pressing the pants.

Still far too ‘heart-beaty’ for me, though, just saying

Stole it, probably.

Natalie wanted him looking younger!

Miller?

Putz: Natalie said I'd look younger.

He STILL looks like hell.

Distraction action? 😏

He is still getting over TIME disappearing his hair. Not today, liberal fake news media. Not today.

All I can think of is 🤣😂. Hilarious, please make fun of him relentlessly.

Just for men hair dye! Someone told him it would make him look AMAZING !!!!

I'm more worried about what's going on INSIDE his head. But maybe someone should alter the photo by giving him a moustache -- you know, to see if he looks like a former German leader (who was born in Austria).

Well he looks 30 years younger

.......and face and neck

Q: And what color would you like, sir? A: Head Ferret Diarrhea sounds good.

New hairdo for his master Putin meeting

How it's going...

Hope he doesn’t sweat, or it will slow down those aged cheeks

But, doesn’t he look young and vibrant?

😄😄😄

I sure hope so

Darker. Seriously, sir? Darker. If that's what you want...okay. How dark? As dark as beef chips.

🤣😂

Maybe Bunny Boiler brewed it up.

Good ☝️ one!

Grandma got up too late to fix her wig properly...

He looks stupid.

His hair dresser was busy working on fixing his tan...I mean orange...

His hair is giant pucker to erase a bald spot He attacked and raped his current wife for laughing at him

This should help his approval rating

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Paula White intervened.

I love this stuff. 🤣🤣🤣 #Presidementia

He flipped his wig. Literally

Gender affirming care? I thought God made all of us just the way He wanted and we should never change that.

Bet it was Natalie’s idea🤨

The morph is complete

He's wearing the dogs...He's wearing the cats...He's wearing the pets!

😂I think Rudy’s was a shade darker..😂, wonder if a certain someone helped him dye his hair?

He's aging backwards

Trump is Bald.

WAIT! DID THIS FOOL DYE HIS HAIR????

More likely a horse~~ he is a horses ass

🤣🤣😂😂

He ran out of dye. So he asked Natalie Faust use what’s in my diaper.

How racist does a country need to be to elect a loser like this twice? 

I don’t know how - but it makes him look older!!

He entered the ‘Merkin protection program with a tactically styled bullet proof merkin.

Oh well done!

You win the internet today, my friend. 🤣 👏 🏆

I don't know anything about photography, but is there anyway this can be linked to the way the photo was taken? I could care less if the pedo dyes his hair, I am just genuinely curious if photos can do that.

Why does it look like he lost 200 lbs.?

is he running?

He looks 5 months younger and 5% less crazy…

Oh hell, no he got Rudy to dye it.

The Pedophile-in-Chief, AKA 47, is rotting from the top down. ‘Tis a real pleasure to witness.

Is he trying to look like Tucker Carlson????

Letting his freak flag fly!

You can tell how bad Trump is doing by how happy JD Vance is.

November 2020 wasn't a great month for Rudy.

I think it’s more likely prison orange!

Looking like an illustration in a 1930s embalmer’s handbook.

No hair dye in the world is going to cover the bald head of the pedo.

Is that even him? Doesn't look nearly as chubby as usual.

Maybe he went here - www.allure.com/story/hairst...

OMG! Who gives a crap?!

FFS dye already.

Trump needs to smile more.

That's Melania's stash.

Ong, it’s real?

Natalie didn't forget his eyebrows, either

He looks near death. Lettuce hope.

Creepy

Stephen Miller's old can, most likely.

GLH!

We'll know when it starts running down his face during a brisk walk.

🥳🤡🤡🤡🤡

This is how he wakes up every morning.

Just when you thought he couldn't look any more hideous, he goes and does it...He looks like the contents of his diaper

Expanding shit finally got to the hair follicles.

Heading straight to a big press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

The hair and the slimmer body. AI slop.

Such a manly a with his different hair dyes and make up. He’s like a drag queen.

His vanity has no limits.

Now he can complete the look with a little snot trail moustache.

It’s after Labor Day! Orangutan is out. Squirrel is in.

Not the kind of dying we’re waiting for

He's trying too hard to look younger.

That was my first thought too 😂

Natalie wants to date a brunette

do you think trump doesn't think people will notice? LOL @housegop.bsky.social , @senategop.govpeeps.us

can't wait for the sweat to start dripping brown down his face! ha ha ha ha ha ha

Doesn't make him look any younger. The vain POS.

Trump's double had a fit!

"Macho, macho man, I've got to be a macho man." Maybe the Village People could write an updated version to reflect today's photo: Merkin, merkin man, I've got to be a merkin man.

Cant afford the taHAIriffs

🙏🏻

If only new hair could change his personality too! 😳

If we are talking about his hair and not the three tankers that were blown up In the SOH, then DFT has done his job. Distraction.

He now CB looks like….. Paxton!!!! Really the man he called worst dressed man of the US…. It’s the Paxton look!!!

He fired the ferret and replaced it with a chinchilla.

"Why waste it?" Answer: because, mirror.

A company probably gave a lifetime hair dye supply to Trump for free in return for a tariff waiver.

trump was doing headstands in the 4-Season's organic compost pile... trying to up the blood flow and fertilize all at once. Won't help though. 😠

Has to be AI.

Who is his hairdresser? I want an appointment now!

Perhaps someone's told him that orange leaches out the intelligence of its wearers.

Don't think so. He's now a cotton candy brunette. To be colour specific: Rectum Umber -- Natalie's fave colour now that she's changed so many of his putrid diapers!

Speaking of Rudy..........

Can you even IMAGINE being a service member, let alone a Black service member, and having to salute that VILE POS???

Natalie

It's easier on the hair when going bald, I mean blond. 😁

Watch, they got a mislabeled can of spray color and just had to go for it.

Heh. I recently tried to use a temporary hair color for a job interview and the dye dripping onto my forehead reminded me of Rudy. Epic fail since I didnt get get the job.

Hair dye and a dead chinchilla.

What's next when he hits the dance floor with Natalie on his strong, muscular arm? His dress shirt with the first two top buttons unbuttoned to show chest hair, and his ties replaced by a thick, garish gold chain and medallion -- perhaps one of his Nobel Awards)?

Trump just had his latest Bleach injection! Release the Epstein Files NOW

I noticed JD has been dying his greys... I think Trump got jealous because..... he's Trump.

I smell VOTER FRAUD!!!!