BAJA BLAST BLAINE

would a fine selection of friendly shitposters help you in your Sisyphean efforts to persist despite the horrors? idk but here they are anyways (if you're on here and would like to be removed please let me know)

I don’t feel well, but mostly because I’ve completely ruined my life.

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

it still technically counts as a post workout snack even if my last workout was like 6 years ago

"I'd fuck with that" I say to any form of potato

there is a whole spectrum of trans people between the ones like my friend (who has gone to multiple events shirtless with bedazzled top surgery scars), and the ones like myself (who came back to work minus my considerably sized boobs without saying a word to anyone before or after)

I voided my own warranty when I removed that one skin tag.

if you drink mountain dew while you're having sex you just might conceive a baja blastocyst

my sweet boy… he is so pathetic as a former dunks worker i had to draw him

so does anybody else have a moment once every couple weeks where you remember that prion diseases exist and get really freaked out, or is that just me

roald dahl's the simpsons (i am making prints of this for sure)

I have a hard body in the sense that it is hard to live in my body

My brain treats vacations, free time and rewards like a disease to attack. Great cuddler though.

gingerly placing a "fragile" sticker on my sanity despite knowing that the world is going to yeet it into the back of a truck and drive over every pothole anyways

baby you got a stew goin

witch hazel gotta be the most occult of topical astringents

weird how we make just enough money to support our bad habits

people always tell me I'm aging like wine. specifically this wine

63% of the world’s shitposts have yet to be discovered

make a celebrity sick Sheryl Crohn's

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

which bandana do I put in my back pocket to signal that I have crippling depression

probably the most Canadian I've ever seemed to someone is when I had to make a phone call to the Chicago hotel I was staying at, spelled my name with a "zed", and then apologized profusely for being confusing

my five year plan will become much clearer in ten years

I hate my brain with my brain, which is a brain power move

vegan adaptation of Hannibal called Brannibal

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