Sid Necromancy

cool, cool

Do I get the first 49 targets free, too?

Roll over, Scaramucci!

Add a photo you took of something good.

Crosby, Stills Kash Patel

Back atcha, Don.

What are we even doing here? Pull the motherfucking plug already!

Going to need you all to carefully read these "selling points" for a knock off hula hoop.

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“They’re the Sopranos of the forest” “Ayyy, gibbongool!” www.theguardian.com/environment/...

They’ll never take him alive!

🎶We didn’t start the fire—-🎵 (Holds hand to ear) I’m being told the we, in fact, started the fire

Putting the coven in convenience store.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my pair I'm a woman's man no time to spare

Data centers are worth it, so we can spread knowledge like this:

Visiting my siblings

His team was going to be awake overnight anyway, because no one can get a good night’s sleep on those lumpy pillows.

Well that clears everything up.

Shigella, Vibrio and Yersinia sound like bad tech startups.

"Lindsey Graham dead today, at 71, of explosive diarrhea"

This player profile from the original Masterpiece board game goes surprisingly hard for Parker Brothers:

I do think it says something about the industry when they are openly marketing and developing around the fact that they think using their product is something you need to hide.

I saw Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak open for Sham 69.

This mistake is so bad that I heard Graham Platner is covering up his Totenberg tattoo.

Is this some kind of ableist attack against Homer?

The company assures customers that service will continue to erode at both entities.

You’ve revived your last credence clearwater!

“Boss tastes like chicken.”

Who wants some cocaine?

The birds in the water and the clouds in the sky are in the exact same places in both pictures. Wild coincidence and totally not AI slop.

Fyre Festival

Say what you want about Tom Steyer, but $500,000,000 over two campaigns seems like a small price to pay to successfully defend his status as a political outsider.

RFK Jr relieved to learn “dozens of shots” near White House determined to be gunfire, *not* mRNA vaccines.

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Incomes will never ketchup.

Samuel Alito: Black voter turnout has exceeded white voter turnout in 2 of the last 5 presidential elections! Not Samuel Alito: Black voter turnout has exceeded white voter turnout in exactly 2 of the last SIXTY presidential elections, both featuring Obama. www.statista.com/statistics/1...

Famous Mob movie quotes: GODFATHER Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men 86ed. Michael: Who's being naive, Kay? GOODFELLAS I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been 86ed.

They’re calling this new “wave” of violent threats “Going Coastal.”

A local newspaper.

This next one is “Wonderwall.”