Sigmund Foid

smh acting like the Cheesecake Factory is Culver’s what are we doing

what's killing me about the cheesecake factory discourse is that Obama didn't even say the cheesecake is bad, he said it looks crazy in there and it does. even if you like the food, it does in fact look fucking crazy in there

In defense of booing, carbon fiber is strong in tension and not compression, making it a good material for a pressurized tank, the opposite of what we hope to see

Pwease?

Generational choke from LA tonight

My height dysphoria is completely cured by the fact that I can eat a lot more Taco Bell than Kevin Hart

I'm so jealous of the French lately

Going to?

Wow, who'da thunk, AI lying to the user resulting in the user having to do the work themselves anyways‽ 🙄

I'll never be cunt enough for the blobject cotton-candy picnic Mercedes

月世界へ （アポロ月面着陸成功の貢献者、技術者マーガレット・ハミルトンさん） ※過去作。

"You see I'm very smart and actually the economy is fine" - lead law circumventor for a bank with no oversight or backing

wire mother son or cloth mother daughter

Would you still love me if I was a worm? 🥺

Being competent sucks

Brembo-fication is this anything?

why is it "a look" when other girls wear lace panties under ripped jeans but it's "confusing and unnerving" when I wear loose boxers under a miniskirt?

Good news, they have made an alternative to ball-hurting juice, it now comes as an easily swallowed pill!

You know I could really go for a blowjob rn (Not picky on which side of the exchange)

"We've built a computer simulation of a Reddit user, you should trust your life with it"

Tfw I hold a Domino's store hostage

Nothing is more depressing than "motivational phrase" phone wallpaper "God will never put you in a company you can't handle, your deliverables make the world a better place" 🤮🤮🤮🤮

All I'm saying is that today would be a funny day for something to happen for no reason in particular

So we all agree that this guy must be related to @thecybersmith.bsky.social right?

Oh poor baby, were you not able to locate a teat of venture capital off which to suckle?

the lion does concern himself with beating traffic home

Out: kiss cam In: AI slop button-up cam

the lion does not concern himself with why his meals appear pre-prepared in trees

Am I asking for too much?

you wanna pick my brain? Promise? 🥺

*red hot chili pepper imitation* I'M NEVER GONNA WANNA PEEL, LIKE I DID THAT DAY!

I'm trying to be a girl's fidget toy, nothing wrong with that

"mom, don't come pick me up, this sleepover feels like home"

if time I enjoy wasting isn't wasted, what's time that I didn't enjoy wasting?

Finally we're so back!

call this shit inception the way I keep getting more woke

it's called a bit gag because I'm wearing it to make you laugh, no other reason

imagine thinking politicians should lie without consequences