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My new dream job is engineering at @verizonofficial.bsky.social so I can fix this God awful UI on the TV+

Bringing back Remote Work as the primary method of office work would reduce gasoline demand and lower prices significantly and quickly.

I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.

Why does it cost me like 20$ to go to the dentist to get something fixed but talking to the doctor on the phone costs 150$?

Republicans *love* data centers and the people + companies behind them, and their bribes.

Is @kenjennings.bsky.social the greatest American today? Many people are saying.

@brianstelter.bsky.social if dc is the safest city, why does trump need a bunker?

In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before.

What has Germany ever done to deserve this

Trump cursed the Knicks.

WATCH — Trump’s ‘Meet the Press’ Tantrum (longer version, with context) When Welker pushes back on his unhinged lies about the election and grills him on the $1.776 BILLION fund for seditionists who attacked the Capitol he still won’t say is dead, Trump loses it and leaves.

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

If the Lord intervenes here, I will dedicate my life to Christ.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Trump threatens "a whole civilization will die tonight" as his deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz approaches. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4c9ihVP

Normally, any part of this - the profanity, the threatening war crimes, the religious mockery, etc - would have news outlets demanding investigation and resignation.

Does it work properly? No. Are the people making it acting in good faith? No. Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No. Does it make people's lives better? No. Will it make people's lives better? No. Is it profitable? No. Is it popular? No. Is it harmless? No. The argument for AI.

The day after NFL owner Robert Kraft was arrested on solicitation at a massage parlor, Jeffrey Epstein was texting about the case with "Jack," who mentioned the law firm that Kraft eventually went with for his defense. In it, Epstein mentions a "past issue" that may come to light.

The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

"Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize… I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace," Trump wrote in a message to the Norwegian Prime Minister. n.pr/3Zlfzq4

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

The worst day in American history and I watched it on tv.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Americans will use anything other than the metric system.

Could everyone who *hasn't* blown Bill Clinton like this status?

Every time I watch Josh Allen play I think there’s no way that man goes without a title and then I’m reminded of how determined Sean McDermott is to never let that happen

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.” 2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”

The only thing I want to hear from elected officials or candidates is that, the moment they possess the power to do so, they will hold Trump and his accomplices responsible for their rampant lawlessness. It's a litmus test I will 100% apply regardless of who it is. This is a pass-fail test.

RIP Ozzy 🦇

Kiiiiinda feel like these might be the #Epstein files...

Good to see @cnn.com laser focused today.

AHAHAHAHAHA theonion.com/biden-faces-...

There’s a good guy version of “flood the zone with some truly insane shit and see if the other guys can stop it all” that Democrats could do, but that’ll never happen until dying of natural causes goes on just an epic run

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfa...

Was that the worst #wrestlemania main event of all time? It's definitely up there. Match, booking, finish... tremendously bad.

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

Alex Ovechkin scores career goal #895 setting the NHL record, the entire bench clears to celebrate

Laser focused

Sweeping tariffs announced by President Trump hit a remote Australian territory with a 10% tariff, despite no people living there. Reuters footage from 2012 shows part of the territory, Heard Island, mostly covered by ice and home to penguins. Read more: cnn.it/4ccK3jC

“No one in power is fighting back because, in my lifetime, no one has ever wanted to lose Republican customers. Not even Democrats.” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Also, on a less existential note: this piece of shit is costing us money