Simon Abrams

LES to Manhattan Bridge photo walk, shot on Fujifilm X100T #streetphotography simonabrams.com/blog/2026/10/3/les-to-manhattan-bridge-walk

Cooper’s hawk indulged me for a portrait in #prospectpark #birdphotography

I dared ask my cursed LLM the most inane of questions - what do you want to be when you grow up - and got a LEGENDARY curse in response. curser-ai.vercel.app/evil_eye/CCk...

If you've ever wished your LLM was more of a HELL-LM, here's a little something I cooked up for you... 😈 curser-ai.vercel.app

Female red-winged blackbird 📸Fujifilm X-T4 | XF100-400mm f/4-5.6 #birdphotography #wildlifephotography #prospectpark

Hi Friends, good news! I am hosting The Daily Show this week Tuesday - Thursday. Do your thing for the algo so more people see it. Guests this week are Sterling K. Brown, Mero, and Eiza González. March 24-26 on Comedy Central and Paramount

Night mode. #shotoniphone made with #projectindigo

Never has there been a bigger group of joyless c*nts than modern day republicans.

completely lawless police state. In a memorandum dated September 10, 2025, an OPLA representative asked GSA’s office of general counsel to look past the usual leasing procedures A DHS official sent GSA an email on September 24, 2025, asking that the agency not publicize leasing information

The other day a little jaunt down memory lane reminded me of this photo book I made about the Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival. The book is still available on Blurb! #photographersunited #concertphotography #hiphop www.blurb.com/b/6301907

2025 Recap, in blog format, cuz I'm old school. #happynewyear simonabrams.com/blog/2025/12/27/2025-recap

Today I reached the end of a Chapstick that I bought and unwrapped myself at some unknown date in the past; an achievement that I am 93% certain is a first for anyone in human history.

Just some 🌕 pics, for no real reason. #fujifilm #photography

Finally, woke-ass Calibri's day has come. #marcorubio

Cardinal says hi. #birdphotography

Gowanus, Brooklyn NYC #photographersofbluesky

Chelsea NYC, 2014 #streetphotography

A young Your Old Droog performs at Webster Hall. NYC, 2014 #concerts #hiphop

Monk parakeets vs European starlings at Green-Wood Cemetery #birds #photographersofbluesky

That blue heron is pretty great.

New on the blog: my favorite photos from September simon-abrams.squarespace.com/blog/2025/10... #photography

It late but here’s my drawing for #inktober Mustache prompt.

Caption this! #birdsofbluesky #fujifilm #photographersunited

“Hey you down there, it’s #WorldPhotographyDay. Pass it on”

World Photography Day in Brooklyn was fun! Tons of inspiring creators and overall good vibes. 📸

""You say ‘city,’ and I’m going to piss myself, and there’s no way I’m going to hide that wet spot just to make you libs more comfortable. I’m going to tell it like it is—for instance, I’m a man, and I’m scared of my own desires, and I don’t care who knows it!”"

Macro! 📸: iPhone 15 Pro | Moment Macro

Critters! Is this slowly turning into a bird photography account? Prospect Park, Brooklyn 📸: Fujifilm X-T4 | XF100-400 f4-5.6

I just re-read this story, and I can't wait to go home and watch this, with all of my multitudes...

I've been slowly making my way through the excellent ThreeJS Journey by @bruno-simon.bsky.social, and I made this dashboard to play around and tweak some of the 50 or so custom shaders that we created in one of the lessons. Check it out! 28-shader-patterns-app.vercel.app #threejs #webgl

Coney Island 📸: iPhone 15 Pro

Current iPhone wallpaper ✨ #photographersunited

Oh hello there! Just sitting here really beyond pleased that Donald Jr reminded us that those who do not release the Epstein files are SCUM! I absolutely agree and appreciate his candor

So congress going home for vacation early! Because of Epstein. Demand a town hall now, they have free time!

#iOS tip for when you wanna know just how much out of your price range something really is (spoiler: quite a bit, actually 😢)

This kind of reporting is making me feel so good about my decades of subscribing to Wired.

People really do seem to have stopped resharing. That’s kinda sad. It made this place special.

Some birds I saw during my evening walk in Prospect Park. Fujifilm X-T4, XF100-400 #birdphotography #photographersunited #fujifilm

Rae-Rae is not impressed by my new lens. #fujifilm #fujifilmxseries

#shotoniphone #streetphotography

Getting used to my new lens by photographing a few birds in Prospect Park #birdphotography #photographersunited #fujifilm

Bird friends from last week in #prospectpark #birdphotography #photographersunited

I don't know shit about baseball, but ornithologically speaking, I'm team cardinals all day. Bluejays just seem like jerks.

Zohran is up. Keep going.

Five years ago, I decided to try an experiment and sell prints of this photograph. It is special to me, because I shot it on my iPhone during the pandemic, and Apple reached out about using it in a TV spot (they didn’t 😢). Anyway, I sold 7 of these and there are more at simonabrams.com/prints

First experience shooting with #Leica at Photoville this weekend. I love these images - I think I understand the passion now. Leica M11 Monochrom, Summicron 2.8 #leica #photography #photographersunited