David Hulloween 胡大衛

Just imagine the AI nightmare that almost certainly has already replaced this poster.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY and i would like to shamelessly self-promote my dog comics and associated merch if that's alright with you i make a silly webcomic about my dog and then i post it online for entertainment it's called the pyr review and you should check it out (instagram: @the_pyr_review)

Sarah Longwell: "This is the Epstein administration because there are two types of people in it — there are people who are in the Epstein files and there are people who are covering up the Epstein file."

Today is National Black Cat Day 🐈‍⬛ , which raises awareness about how hard it is for black cats to get adopted from shelters & dispels the superstitions that still surround them. 🐈‍⬛ In their honor, I give you some black cats in ancient art & archaeological sites. www.americanhumane.org/public-educa...

so there's no chance he's headed anywhere but florida, right

“AI’s answer helped me create the rule that if an item was useful but didn’t need to be accessed regularly, the closet was probably a good home for it.” oh my god

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

Guy whose Harvard admissions essay was just the words "Robert F. Kennedy, Jr." shares views on comparative cultural accomplishments.

Canceled Mass Effect game would have shamed you for staring at Miranda's butt instead of killing husks.

I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

As usual, the NYPD opposes any impediment to police shooting.

i say His for the obvious reason that you never hear an older woman say this stuff. ‘i love my little boy toy he isn’t all ran through and full of expectations like the men my age’ like you can’t even hear that IN YOUR IMAGINATION

obviously i have no problem with an age gap except when the older one in the relationship openly admits his relief that the younger one is too inexperienced to realize she’s too good for him

Elon Musk has spent more money on politics in the last 2 years than George Soros has spent in his entire lifetime.

This headline structure is literally the joke format we use to make fun of people like this

Trump’s presidency is a wealth transfer from the bottom to the top

I'm not sure which words in this sentence to put scare quotes around

Uh oh, look who's hurting the feelings of the Chinese people. (Nominally for referring to Mao Zedong as a "dictator" in a passing joke, perhaps actually for not really seeming to know who Mao was at all.)

Seeing how little coverage that house report that added another rape accusation to Trump's tally got today, I looked back on just the front page Benghazi stories (there were many, many more inside over these months).

i know that this happens so often it is an easy target for jokes and ridicule but seriously how does this happen so often

🚨 LEAKED: In a fundraising appeal, Mike Rogers told potential donors, "When you stand with my Senate campaign today, you are directly shielding Elon Musk" from potential investigations into the harm caused by DOGE cuts. Rogers asked for donations so he could "protect Elon."

[P] What you see inside, I hope

"AI can draft an essay for you, especially if you give it a high quality prompt." Really? This is what MIT thinks high schoolers should learn? MIT's "Day of AI" dayofai.org provides materials for K-12 teachers and claims to have reached over 5,000,000 students to date. 1/2

yes, the lousy two consecutive terms, mass movement president who reached 70% approval ratings I'll repeat this until I die: people REALLY underestimate how much Obama broke these people.

This part is also a little concerning. Efficiency gains are *exactly* what I’m looking for in my romantic relationships.

this meme is one of my favorite these days

why do they keep trying this go away

please stop talking to me like this

This is yet more of the shit that traps people into a cycle of epistemic & hermeneutic injustice and deception— frameworks where people don't know what they think they know and can't trust the mechanisms that are supposed to help them gain knowledge. Not only that, but now they have false CERTAINTY…

Roughly 1/4 of its workforce. $MSFT

I hate #LinkedIn so much. #academia

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Really well done.

Matchboxes featuring cats by Arna Miller and Ravi Zupa.

It’s hard to decide what part of this story on Marissa Mayer’s new startup is most loathsome, but this “women need a wife or, in other words, a digital servant” construction makes me want to flip over an actual table www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/s...

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

"If I should make it home tonight, let's have tacos" WHAT