Simon Ansbro

Simon Ansbro

@simonansbro.bsky.social

Part-time jockey……Full-time Government agent……

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So Harvey Elliott has resisted the lure of Blackburn, and opted for a season long vacation in Valencia. I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you ! Damn that paella ! And beaches.

Forget that Harry Kane played golf with a scumbag. Forget that Norway’s goal scorer is a convicted sex case. Rejoice in the fact that we could get the match-up the world demanded: Messi v Dan Burn 🔥

Nervous about this game tonight. Norway are a good team and the Yorkshire Viking only needs a sniff of goal to punish you. Feels like it's going to be another tough watch #EngvNor

The Salt Bae incident was laughable. Giving Trump a made up award was embarrassing. The Israel-Palestine photo op attempt was ugly. The Ronaldo decision was a disgrace, but, by lifting the Balogun suspension FIFA has reached a new low. Any ounce of credibility they had left has taken a sh*t and died

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Live version of @Killingjoke classic ‘Wardance’ w/ Randy Blythe of @lambofgod , Martin Atkins, Dirk Lanigan, MGT (of The Mission /TWS) & Geno Lombardo (Filter), Justin Pearson & Orville Kline at Reggie’s Chicago Nov 2025⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Insiders say he's been consulting the 45th president in his bathroom mirror.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

TRUMP: I've spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, he said, 'I wish I did it.' But they didn't do it. I'm doing it. Q: Which president? TRUMP: I can't tell you that. It would be very bad for his career even though he's got no career left.

Wow. If I was a money obsessed sycophant who'd made up a bullsh*t peace prize to flatter the ego of a compromised, vain, old tyrant, I'd sure be feeling foolish right now 👀

Strange old experience watching Rovers these days. There's no anger after a defeat, just apathy. All a bit sad, really. The effort is there, but they're just not very good. Relegation is inevitable and has been for some weeks now. Just a matter of how far they fall in the coming years.

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All this terrorism and murder by ICE in Minnesota is a result of Trump being terrified of releasing the Epstein Files as ordered to do so under law. You know what's in the files must be unbelievably horrific & damaging to President Pedophile to have him ordering so many "hits" by his Gestapo...

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Trump’s polls are in the toilet, he was a laughingstock at Davos, forced to surrender on Greenland, nobody wanted to join his Bored of Peace club, late-night comics are picking on him, Gavin is stalking him, Melania sleeps in a separate house, & nobody will give him real prizes.

Another great win, and performance to boot - particularly first half. May have come at a cost though with Toth, Sonny and Wharton looking like they'll miss Saturday's game v Rovers B.