Simon #8647

EL-SAYED: "I get that the President of the United States takes personal offense to my first name - he doesn't mind as much when it's a shared name from the Saudis that are funding his son in laws private equity. Mercado Media

Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob closed the old Cheesecake Factory. So when Vivek Ramaswamy promised to legalize child rape, they finally had something to cheer about again. But then Obama said something elitist.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

I look forward to her personal “indictment maxxing”. Heaven knows there’s enough criminal offenses with which to charge her.

truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is “4”

Who’s gonna tell him…?

Winning feels good. Channeled my inner Rihanna for some celebration shenanigans. 💰🍾✊🏾 Run me my coins, @washingtonpost.com!

“You are a Christian candidate. Why haven’t I heard you disavow Timothy McVeigh and the Ku Klux Kan? Seems sorta suspicious.”

That’s not a problem when one lives in constant 25% humidity…

Mike Johnson could be literally pissjng in his pants. That’s how scared of accountability he is.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Repeat after me: “Trump is a Russian agent.” He really is. He cares SO much more about pleasing Putin than the American people OR EVEN HIS OWN REPUBLICAN PARTY!

This is a hostage video

It was Pitor Hegseth.

New Evidence Suggests Amelia Earhart Was Accepted Into Crab Society https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-amelia-earhart-was-accepted-into-crab-society/

“Hello! I’m a Republican and I have been living under a rock for the past nine months! … Elect me anyway!”

www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/o...

We didn’t even have time to get ahead of lettuce to see which would last first!

“Ribeye for me, not for thee.”

On this day in 1968, Black Olympic medalists Tommie Smith and John Carlos faced death threats and expulsion for protesting racial inequality.

It’s a pattern of behavior that would be sufficient to establish a finding that the White House neither operates in good faith nor makes truthful representations as a matter of fact. But the NYT can keep on giving passes to the WH, and like the proverbial goldfish, never remembering their last lie

Yikes. An embarrassing moment for Sen. Dan Sullivan. Sullivan falsely accuses Mary Peltola of getting debate questions beforehand because she is doing a better job than him. Peltola then drops the hammer: “I’m prepared!”

The Saudi Government is a barbaric government, which—apart from its oil wealth—has more in common with the worst of medieval kingdoms 1000 years ago, than it does with other wealthy nations of the 21st Century. It is abhorrent and grotesque; a moral stain.

“You’re right, I should’ve said 5 g of creatine, not 5 oz. I’m sorry your kidneys are failing. That must be uncomfortable. I promise I will do better next time.”

Here’s the quote: “As Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has bravely and heroically and courageously said, she’s not going to be intimidated and she won’t be silenced. And we’re not going to be intimidated and we won’t be silenced.”

The latest ragebait: why hasn’t Hakeem Jeffries made a public statement defending Ilhan Omar? WHERE THE F*CK HAVE Y’ALL BEEN?! Days ago. He defended Omar, condemned the attacks & made it clear that Democrats will not be intimidated or silenced.

BREAKING: " Videos collected by local investigators make it “pretty obvious” that an ICE officer intentionally ran over Miguel Parra Hernandez during an immigration stop Saturday, which could lead to assault charges, the district attorney said Tuesday."

Sure you are, Grandpa.

Eeeeeewww! What is WRONG with Vance?

I think the people of Maine voted for Susan Collins without adequately vetting her. You may want to have sympathy for her age, or her gender, but truth and integrity is far more important. She has shown you who she is; she has neither of those things.

‘I wanted to change the stigma’: Nikita Hand on winning a civil rape case against Conor McGregor

“He just suffers from male loneliness. That’ll make anyone want to invade Poland.”

“Moms for Liberty” is Orwellian, fascist double speak. It is an organization devoted to the subjugation of women and non-whites, opposed to teaching of critical thinking; all to keep the citizenry dumb-as-fuck, which is what is needed for a successful authoritarian regime.

Oh come on

Ok. I just posted there’s not a dumber quote no more than 5 min ago, but here we are with another brilliant theory from President Assclown.

Australia should absolutely block the livestream. And the European nations, Canada—and any nation that considers itself to be civilized—should do likewise. Trump be damned; mean that literally. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The timing of this raid and reports that a White House official was involved raise serious questions that should concern all Americans, regardless of political party.

Republicans are reportedly panicking after they accidentally spent money on ads supporting Susan Collins in Portland, Oregon instead of Portland, Maine. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

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The more you know ... The 4-year running average for the global temperature anomaly is forecast to break the Paris Limit of 1.5°C over the 1850-1900 pre-industrial baseline on November 17, 2026. We'll be covering the moment. Stay tuned!

GOP Rep. Tom Kean disappeared for 4 months & missed dozens of votes then finally surfaced, read a 5 minute speech saying he was at a mental health facility, refused to take questions from the press, and MAGA supports his reelection. But the Talarico hoax is career ending.

KARL: JD Vance called your views 'left wing radicalism dressed in the skin suit of our religion' and said they 'aren't Christianity.' ADAM HAMILTON: I thought it was a sad statement that the VP would come here and attack the faith of the pastor of the largest church in the state of Kansas