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Turning on FF14 mods in the club be like

Hadjar, my dude, you two are on different strats. Also, you drive with Max. You’re #2. You’re the sub, the bottom, the Discord kitten. Be serious. #f1 #usgp

Just recently visited the Nintendo Museum and my partner and I were busting up over the 80's/90's regional box art differences. Someone at every publisher marketing dept. was like, "EVERYONE NEEDS ANGRY EYEBROWS! NO SMILES! MAKE THAT BUBBLE SPITTING DRAGON SHOOT FLAMES!"

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

"Don't have any skill or redeeming quality, jealous of your coworkers & wanna get praises you don't deserve ? one simple answer : Copilot."

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

Hey @bsky.app @support.bsky.team, can you explain this? Cause the fact that you first posted this on Twitter and not here is VERY telling

I don’t know what I expected traveling in Japan, being an average Splatoon player and hooking into a match other than getting any pride beaten out of me.

Hey Mat why are fewer younger and less affluent households investing in consoles or buying $80 video games right now? Idk man call Sherlock Holmes cuz it's a real gd mystery.

Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.

I once read a dojinshi about a realter desperatly trying to sell a house. She said the tub was big enough for 2, buyer said looks small beside I dont have a wife. They end up squeezing in, yada yada, house sold. After sitting in a Japanese tub, can confirm I'd buy a house with a 2 person tub.

When I play with the sliders in a character creator and then turn them to the side

when considering whether or not I want to have a child it's fun to take into account exciting questions like "will sending them to school get them shot or just melt their brain into a paste?"

beasts come out for autumn

“So what’s your plan?” “Grow.” “And how are you gunna do that?” “… Grow.”

the best time to stop paying for premium on the spyware chat app that just rolled out a new spyware update so they can do gambling partnerships with fanduel and feed your posts to palantir and the CIA was yesterday, and the next best time to do it is today

They even marked and removed their own official brushes oh my god. Yes let's just unleash some stupid ai to auto flag everything great job everyone.

I can tell you with 100% confidence: the only reason you're seeing this post right is because of a furry. The amount of furries that prop up the IT Infrastructure space in the USA let alone the world would make Tommy piss himself in fear. But he's not afraid of them. He's just a hateful cunt.

Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.

Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!

Every day I wake up and say, “okay Xbox, what did you do?”

We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings. We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday! #CONTROLResonant

if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"

DO YOU REMEMBER

I think we’d all be less scared of autonomous robots if they all stopped looking like rips from human anatomy drawings and more like fat, fucking chuds.

May we release Evercold a bit earlier?

Context is everything 1/2

*shows you an empty room* Nintendo Direct Man: "How was that?"

The OoT remake doesn’t look bad, you’re just 40 now.

Please take 15min out of your day to watch this amazing work of animation: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUa2... If you don't tag it as "not safe for kids", it gets delisted. If you tag it as "not safe for kids", it gets delisted. Why even the option, Youtube?

Don’t… don’t give me hope.

"Wait, number go down? Why number go down!? We need to stop number go down or the shareholders are gunna be big mad!"

This looks like the dictation of that guy trying to explain the rules of their favorite board game he forced everyone to play. Everyone hates that guy.

Taking notes for my partner while they play Majora’s Mask

What the fuck, dawg.

Swing that scale back to the middle, you fucking "rule of threes."

Fuck you Big Walk rules.

If you're not listening to Tran Girlismo (and subscribing to the Patreon), you should be listening to Tran Girlismo (and subscribing to the Patreon).

The reason all these companies turn on this AI bullshit by default is because they know no one willingly wants to give up their work or content to the corporations that benefit the most from stealing it. That's capitalism.

*posts boobs* this man ruined Vanillaware games for you The latest Vanillaware game for you: