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Social media tends to think I'm trans. It's cool, whatever, but I do find it funny. You don't say no to following trans people so you must want the socks etc too.

Few delights on earth are grander than Tiramisu.

Ok so You Can See Everything is going to be discussed for decades. Hands down, that was one of the most impossible to recreate scenarios of all time. You will rarely see that many layers of hidden meaning in another documentary.

Randomly went to the Samsung website, no big deal I hit enter early all the time when typing things in, that's not the thing, what jostled me is their currently splash is...horrendous? What recent devry university grad made this front page for one of the largest companies?

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I can't believe Danny Trejo suddenly disappeared a few weeks ago and we will never ever hear from him again it totally came out of nowhere.

Those feels when you unfollow "God" cause he keeps rage baiting too hard.

Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time. It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice. This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.

It's weird. My whole life I've, simply, used Windows for computer things and a console for video games. It asked very little of me. Didn't need to care about settings. It just worked. My PlayStation is becoming so much dust. Windows just for work stuff. It took so much to lose a user like me.

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

That's...amazing. Just amazing.

I don't, not old enough, but I think Rob does.

One of the society's biggest problems is that for most men the idea of strangers just coming up and complementing him on the girthiness of his hog would basically fulfill Maslow's hierarchy of needs and he will apply this philosophy to every part of his life.

Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner

I recognize the pain of thinking if I could only talk to them one more time.

So Mike Rogers can be just like daddy🌴

I was super depressed and went on a comedian drama binge yesterday and uh. The fuck is wrong with Bobby Lee? Why is boy so spicy? Like he never seems to physicallt instigate anything but he's always THERE and then rolls around in it until it's all over him. Stinky boy.

Had a small cry over Dolly Parton. What a tragic loss.

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Person who has played 100 games: The best game ever made is Super Mario Bros. 3 Person who has played 1000 games: The best game ever made is Super Mario World Person who has played 10,000 games: The best game ever made is Super Mario Bros. Special

Kinda neat thing

lol so Restart, after laying off its entire editorial team, is now saying that it's going to be covering GTA6 and then trying to relaunch as a new project, claiming it will be reaching out to laid off staff about coming back, which it has, crucially, not said a word about to any of them.

The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.

There's a lot of different ways for mania to pull together. For me? Some pickled jalapenos and cucumbers, creme pattissiere, shortbread cookies, and some asian avacado dressing all made by hand just...because I had too much of certain things by accident. Worse things I guess.

Thank you Dr Fauci for a Lifetime of Service.🇺🇸 God bless you🕊🙏🏼

Look all you have to do to end the male loneliness epidemic is become a woman get in the fucking estrogen infusion robot Shinji you sad fuck sent tweet

Seen in Cleveland, Ohio.

oh god oh fuck

My girlfriend made a crazy purchase so the cube now goes in the living room and boy you'd think we're hard core gamers looking at this.

Happy Independence Day

To say Mel Brooks is one of my biggest heroes and personal influences is an understatement. Here's to 100 more. I don't care how.

BREAKING: Governor DeSantis announced that "Alligator Alcatraz" has officially shut down. Through community pushback and litigation pressure, we the people successfully closed the chapter on this facility's dark record. But as people are moved to other facilities, accountability is still needed.

my feed today: apple: it’s fucking over microsoft: it’s fucking over supreme court: it’s fucking over video game devs: it’s fucking over Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn

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